maybe he is fucking matt damon

[certainthings]

[from an old article]

Jared is beste vrienden met Matt Damon en Chad Michael Murray, die in Gilmore Girls zijn rivaal Tristan speelt. Hij is een groot fan van Jennifer Love Hewitt en stond met zwetende hanjes toen hij haarr onlangs voor het eerst ontmoette

I think it's saying that he's best friends with Matt Damon and Chad Michael Murray and would like a handjob from Jennifer Love Hewitt. Which all makes sense ... except for the Matt Damon part. Are they seriously "beste vrienden"? How the heck did I miss that memo?

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[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

What does the last sentence say?

[annemiek81.livejournal.com]

He is a big fan of JLH and he was very nervous when he recently met her for the first time

'zwetende handjes' translated literally mean 'sweating hands' but in this sentence it means 'nervous'

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Ah okay. And this is Jared after all, so his hands probably were a bit sweaty :P

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah!

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

You know it's true.