certainthings: (Kreuk is laughing at you)
I don't remember his name but this was told by a stand up who was on Conan the other day. It makes me laugh. Like a lot.

"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'It's probably not a good idea that you're in here, you're a very large animal, any sudden movements and you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.'"
certainthings: (Jensen's a grinnin' fool)
Bill Engvall: Tell the story about taking your sister to the flea market.
Audience Member: [yells] Is she hot?
Larry The Cable Guy: She made Ray Charles flinch.

Sean Locke

Nov. 2nd, 2009 06:18 pm
certainthings: (Kreuk is laughing at you)
Sean Locke: [re: back hair] It's wrong, like having a third nipple or blood on your clown suit.



ahahahahahahaha. *ahem*
certainthings: (Jared's waitin for his john)
I just watched Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. Yes, it was as good and as awesome as it sounds.

And if you haven't heard Patton Oswalt talking about it ... what is wrong with you? I mean here listen to it now.

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