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I don't remember his name but this was told by a stand up who was on Conan the other day. It makes me laugh. Like a lot.

"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'It's probably not a good idea that you're in here, you're a very large animal, any sudden movements and you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.'"
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John Mayer: [singing] Look at me, I used to live in NYC, now I'm as douchiest as a man can be.

I do enjoy that man. I wish I liked his music more.

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I like how no one really seems all that concerned that the guy in the background has just been STABBED! :p

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