Tags are hard || The Daily Show

[certainthings]

::collapses::

I had 2028 tags not so long ago
I now have 517
:sighs:
Jensen is still in 5th place
But Jared? Christ almighty, he's fallen to 8th place
Manalive crawfishpie
I kept some of the more random/what the hell? tags like "pie and prostitution"
When will I use that again? I don't know but I'll find away

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I miss The Daily Show. A lot. Here have a couple random quotes.

John Oliver: All British people are orphans.

Jason Jones: I know I'd rather die in a terrorist attack then suffer through an uncomfortable shower with a gay.

Aasif Mandvi: If Alberto Gonzales is guilty then we're all Mexican and if we're all Mexican then you can't handle the truth! Your Honour this whole court is out of order! Now open your eyes and imagine that little girl is black.

[?] :What you can do to hasten the rapture:

Plant a tree
That eats other trees

Invest in a coal burning toaster

Paper or plastic:
Why not both?

Keep doing what you're doing

Comments

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

That must've taken a lot of work. Go you. What's your #1 most used tag?

I really miss TDS as well, even more than SPN and hah, I remember all of those except the one from Aasif Mandvi.

The rapture one was from a report by Jason Jones (or J-squared as he calls himself) ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It took a few days, not like 24 hours everyday each day but off and on. Most used? Supernatural. :)

I love the Aasif Mandvi quote, it's mostly in the delivery of it.

Thank you :)

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Heh, maybe I should've known that ;P

I think I can imagine him saying it. It needs to come back and soon. I heard they wanted to do some episodes where they mostly interviewed people and then improvised the rest. If the strike doesn't end soon, I think that'd be a good idea. Isn't the first of the primaries in the beginning of January? They'll probably 'need' to do one then.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*crosses fingers and hopes*