Tags are hard || The Daily Show

[certainthings]

::collapses::

I had 2028 tags not so long ago
I now have 517
:sighs:
Jensen is still in 5th place
But Jared? Christ almighty, he's fallen to 8th place
Manalive crawfishpie
I kept some of the more random/what the hell? tags like "pie and prostitution"
When will I use that again? I don't know but I'll find away

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I miss The Daily Show. A lot. Here have a couple random quotes.

John Oliver: All British people are orphans.

Jason Jones: I know I'd rather die in a terrorist attack then suffer through an uncomfortable shower with a gay.

Aasif Mandvi: If Alberto Gonzales is guilty then we're all Mexican and if we're all Mexican then you can't handle the truth! Your Honour this whole court is out of order! Now open your eyes and imagine that little girl is black.

[?] :What you can do to hasten the rapture:

Plant a tree
That eats other trees

Invest in a coal burning toaster

Paper or plastic:
Why not both?

Keep doing what you're doing

Comments

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

That must've taken a lot of work. Go you. What's your #1 most used tag?

I really miss TDS as well, even more than SPN and hah, I remember all of those except the one from Aasif Mandvi.

The rapture one was from a report by Jason Jones (or J-squared as he calls himself) ;)

[semirose.livejournal.com]

Oh man Daily Show, I miss it the most and hee oh Aasif Mandvi. I'm still annoyed that I missed when he was on campus and hanging out at the bars although it is amusing that my apartment complex is in the background on the piece they did.

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

If you'd like a card, simply say such. I have your addy from Valentine's. That easy.

-will do. <3

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

If Alberto Gonzales is guilty then we're all Mexican and if we're all Mexican then you can't handle the truth, Your Honour this whole court is out of order! Now open your eyes and imagine that little girl is black.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :takes breath: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[angieb5.livejournal.com]

I love those quotes almost as much as I love you. And that's a whole lot!

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Jon Stewart: Meet me at camera three.

*sigh* I miss the Daily Show, too.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

I have been going through SERIOUS TDS/TCR withdrawals. And as much as I love John Oliver, getting The Bugle once a week isn't enough to stop the twitching.

[aeroport_art.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, the Daily Show quotes made me cry nostalgia!tears. I was totally talking to my friend over dinner earlier about how much we missed it. :(