Tags are hard || The Daily Show

[certainthings]

::collapses::

I had 2028 tags not so long ago
I now have 517
:sighs:
Jensen is still in 5th place
But Jared? Christ almighty, he's fallen to 8th place
Manalive crawfishpie
I kept some of the more random/what the hell? tags like "pie and prostitution"
When will I use that again? I don't know but I'll find away

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I miss The Daily Show. A lot. Here have a couple random quotes.

John Oliver: All British people are orphans.

Jason Jones: I know I'd rather die in a terrorist attack then suffer through an uncomfortable shower with a gay.

Aasif Mandvi: If Alberto Gonzales is guilty then we're all Mexican and if we're all Mexican then you can't handle the truth! Your Honour this whole court is out of order! Now open your eyes and imagine that little girl is black.

[?] :What you can do to hasten the rapture:

Plant a tree
That eats other trees

Invest in a coal burning toaster

Paper or plastic:
Why not both?

Keep doing what you're doing

Comments

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

That must've taken a lot of work. Go you. What's your #1 most used tag?

I really miss TDS as well, even more than SPN and hah, I remember all of those except the one from Aasif Mandvi.

The rapture one was from a report by Jason Jones (or J-squared as he calls himself) ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It took a few days, not like 24 hours everyday each day but off and on. Most used? Supernatural. :)

I love the Aasif Mandvi quote, it's mostly in the delivery of it.

Thank you :)

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Heh, maybe I should've known that ;P

I think I can imagine him saying it. It needs to come back and soon. I heard they wanted to do some episodes where they mostly interviewed people and then improvised the rest. If the strike doesn't end soon, I think that'd be a good idea. Isn't the first of the primaries in the beginning of January? They'll probably 'need' to do one then.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*crosses fingers and hopes*

[semirose.livejournal.com]

Oh man Daily Show, I miss it the most and hee oh Aasif Mandvi. I'm still annoyed that I missed when he was on campus and hanging out at the bars although it is amusing that my apartment complex is in the background on the piece they did.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You need to get a time machine.

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

If you'd like a card, simply say such. I have your addy from Valentine's. That easy.

-will do. <3

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

If Alberto Gonzales is guilty then we're all Mexican and if we're all Mexican then you can't handle the truth, Your Honour this whole court is out of order! Now open your eyes and imagine that little girl is black.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :takes breath: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[angieb5.livejournal.com]

I love those quotes almost as much as I love you. And that's a whole lot!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

RIGHT? I think I died when I first heard it.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:beams and glomps:

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*mwahs*

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Jon Stewart: Meet me at camera three.

*sigh* I miss the Daily Show, too.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I LOVE HIM and his cronies.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

I have been going through SERIOUS TDS/TCR withdrawals. And as much as I love John Oliver, getting The Bugle once a week isn't enough to stop the twitching.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

What is this "The Bugle" that you talk about?

[aeroport_art.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, the Daily Show quotes made me cry nostalgia!tears. I was totally talking to my friend over dinner earlier about how much we missed it. :(

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

The Bugle is this wonderful podcast from John Oliver and Andy Zaltzman. It's absolutely hilarious, and I love it a lot. You can get it on iTunes or by going to the website.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:hugs:

Jon Stewart: It's like they say in Texas you can't plow a field with a muskrat

[aeroport_art.livejournal.com]

Another quote!! *grabs hanky* Oh Jon... he's so SPECIAL.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Gracias

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

HE IS