Well, clearly

[certainthings]

[link stoled from annella]

Anybody that has eyes that can see, actually knows that jensen is married to stephanie ware

Of course! I was just pretending that I couldn't see that Jensen was married to ... WHO THE FUCK? the wonderful and beautiful Stephanie Ware. Those kids have been happy for YEARS.


ETA:

stephanie ware ackles 1970 - posted 142 days ago
What is your problem? I don`t know what is the big deal about jensen and I, we are in fact together just to let you know. I am not bragging on whatever you people are saying I am doing, just let us be. Don`t worry about what`s going on in our personal life, worry about your own.

Ahahahahaahahhaa. If someone starts sending Jensen (or Jared) fajitas, I'm going to laugh really really hard.

Comments

[shimmeryelf.livejournal.com]

Wow. That is so amusing and yet soooo very sad. This is why I'd never want to be famous. Ugh. I feel bad for Jensen and Jared (and well...everyone else for that matter) for having such buckets of crazy fans. *shakes head*

[shimmeryelf.livejournal.com]

HEY! How did you find out about my wedding? *glares* That was supposed to be a secret.


XD

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Plus I think if I were famous I'd be violent too. Like at the end of Silent Bob and Jay Strike Back when they go door to door punching people. Or at least yell at my crazy ass fans.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I know people. ;)

[tinybars.livejournal.com]

she is officially all over jensen's stuff. And her name always appear on jensen things. ... Anybody that has eyes that can see

I love how we can also apply this logic to justify that Jared and Jensen are gay and fucking each other on a regular basis. \o/

How could I ever lose interest in this fandom fksjfgsg. CRAZIES. ♥♥

[shimmeryelf.livejournal.com]

Dude I know. I'd either have no fans cause I'd yell at them all. Or I'd hide away so no one could find me. Or I'd go apeshit on one of the and have a total break down.

On the other hand I'd be great for the tabloids...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Let's go get famous and see what road we choose because I think that I could be a reclusive famous person also.

But seriously, how people like Jensen, Jared, Brad Pitt and Britney Spears DON'T punch fans in the face? It's really quite amazing because wow, I don't know that I'd be able to hold back.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ooh, that is a freaking excellent point.

You ... You lost interest?

[shimmeryelf.livejournal.com]

Ok let's go! haha We can be cat lady famous people. Some how...

No idea. Well. Britney did attack those photographers. haha That was fun. But I don't know how anyone puts up with it. I would think that maybe it would be easier for Jared and Jensen where filming, because they're away and spend so much time working. But on their time off and doing other projects and now them doing the cons? It must be nuts. I'm so hoping there aren't any more convention incidents this time around. *sigh*

[tinybars.livejournal.com]

I kind of got my brain eaten by the train wreck that is japanese culture - you know, where they have boys dancing on rainbows and fondling each other on national tv. I, er.. am aware of how that sounds. I can't justify it at all except, you know, RAINBOWS. *hands*

I am back now, though, and was promised exciting things for thursday so... we'll pretend I didn't just admit to ever being gone. :D

am i going to get kicked for this?

[vunadiwai.livejournal.com]

Heh. I saw that post too. And I remember all that wank from when I used to lurk the IMDB boards. Honestly, it boggles the mind.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Not going to get kicked.

Maybe Sam and Dean will dance on a rainbow. *crosses fingers*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I can understand joking about it, I mean I call certain actors or characters, "my boyfriend" or "my baby's daddy." but these people they take it to a whole other level.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Well good for Britney.

I hope that Jared actually shows up to the next con and that he's Jensen's next convention incident.

[muses-circle.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Wooowww... Lead me to Sockpuppets R Us! LOL!

[shimmeryelf.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. We can only hope. XD

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It's nice that people will go out of their way to entertain the masses.

[citibyrd.livejournal.com]

Ahahah, WHAT? Oh fandom, you are so amusing.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Fans are craaaaaazy, yo.

[culturegeek76.livejournal.com]

Wait, the cocaine stories aren't true? Crap - then who was the dude I did all that blow with who claimed to be Jensen Ackles? Oh. Sorry, that was Jason Eccles. Oops.

Why will no one believe me when I try to tell them that Jensen isn't into the drugs - he's all about the midget bukkake. I live in Vancouver, and know people who know people and they say he's into amputees too. Dirty perv. And I wrote it on teh internetz so it must be true. For cereal y'all.

I love how there never seem to be rumours about Jared.

I'm convinced that Jensen has lots of dirty secrets that he hopes no one evers finds out about. Unfortunately, I know none of them.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah. Dude, laughing leads to coughing, stop it.

We should start up a rumour about Jared. *thinks on it*

[culturegeek76.livejournal.com]

Yes. We should. The secret it to make it something so outlandish and detailed that it's actually believable. Kind of like the "Jensen has aspbergers" one.

It could start with "My friend is a poker dealer at the River Rock casino, and Jared goes there sometimes right? She saw him last friday when he came in with his buddy (who is a hottie too!). He wasn't at her table, but she told me that the the dealer at Jared's table told her...."

That? Jared has a serious gambling debt?
That He was totally drunk and rude and got kicked out? Was making out with his friend? Hooked up with one of the loan sharks and borrowed money and lost big time and now he's gonna get his ass kicked? Slapped the dealer on the ass and asked for her phone number?

Clearly I have spent too much time thinking about this already. *looks shifty*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I sadly hadn't thought about it at all. I love your detail and I like the first one, it feels the most believable.

[culturegeek76.livejournal.com]

hmmm.... *rubs hands together gleefully* I have no idea how one would even begin to spread the rumour. (Not that I'm going to, mind you.) Maybe I should create fake "Stephanie Ware" account!!!!

[sillie]

*shakes head* Some peoples children, seriously. The mind, it boggles. *blinks*

...by the way, stumbled in here trough the friending meme at supernatural_tv, mind if I friend you?