Wait, the cocaine stories aren't true? Crap - then who was the dude I did all that blow with who claimed to be Jensen Ackles? Oh. Sorry, that was Jason Eccles. Oops.
Why will no one believe me when I try to tell them that Jensen isn't into the drugs - he's all about the midget bukkake. I live in Vancouver, and know people who know people and they say he's into amputees too. Dirty perv. And I wrote it on teh internetz so it must be true. For cereal y'all.
I love how there never seem to be rumours about Jared.
I'm convinced that Jensen has lots of dirty secrets that he hopes no one evers finds out about. Unfortunately, I know none of them.
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Date: 2007-10-03 06:40 am (UTC)Why will no one believe me when I try to tell them that Jensen isn't into the drugs - he's all about the midget bukkake. I live in Vancouver, and know people who know people and they say he's into amputees too. Dirty perv. And I wrote it on teh internetz so it must be true. For cereal y'all.
I love how there never seem to be rumours about Jared.
I'm convinced that Jensen has lots of dirty secrets that he hopes no one evers finds out about. Unfortunately, I know none of them.