Well, clearly

[certainthings]

[link stoled from annella]

Anybody that has eyes that can see, actually knows that jensen is married to stephanie ware

Of course! I was just pretending that I couldn't see that Jensen was married to ... WHO THE FUCK? the wonderful and beautiful Stephanie Ware. Those kids have been happy for YEARS.


ETA:

stephanie ware ackles 1970 - posted 142 days ago
What is your problem? I don`t know what is the big deal about jensen and I, we are in fact together just to let you know. I am not bragging on whatever you people are saying I am doing, just let us be. Don`t worry about what`s going on in our personal life, worry about your own.

Ahahahahaahahhaa. If someone starts sending Jensen (or Jared) fajitas, I'm going to laugh really really hard.

Comments

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah. Dude, laughing leads to coughing, stop it.

We should start up a rumour about Jared. *thinks on it*

[culturegeek76.livejournal.com]

Yes. We should. The secret it to make it something so outlandish and detailed that it's actually believable. Kind of like the "Jensen has aspbergers" one.

It could start with "My friend is a poker dealer at the River Rock casino, and Jared goes there sometimes right? She saw him last friday when he came in with his buddy (who is a hottie too!). He wasn't at her table, but she told me that the the dealer at Jared's table told her...."

That? Jared has a serious gambling debt?
That He was totally drunk and rude and got kicked out? Was making out with his friend? Hooked up with one of the loan sharks and borrowed money and lost big time and now he's gonna get his ass kicked? Slapped the dealer on the ass and asked for her phone number?

Clearly I have spent too much time thinking about this already. *looks shifty*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I sadly hadn't thought about it at all. I love your detail and I like the first one, it feels the most believable.

[culturegeek76.livejournal.com]

hmmm.... *rubs hands together gleefully* I have no idea how one would even begin to spread the rumour. (Not that I'm going to, mind you.) Maybe I should create fake "Stephanie Ware" account!!!!