Yes. We should. The secret it to make it something so outlandish and detailed that it's actually believable. Kind of like the "Jensen has aspbergers" one.
It could start with "My friend is a poker dealer at the River Rock casino, and Jared goes there sometimes right? She saw him last friday when he came in with his buddy (who is a hottie too!). He wasn't at her table, but she told me that the the dealer at Jared's table told her...."
That? Jared has a serious gambling debt? That He was totally drunk and rude and got kicked out? Was making out with his friend? Hooked up with one of the loan sharks and borrowed money and lost big time and now he's gonna get his ass kicked? Slapped the dealer on the ass and asked for her phone number?
Clearly I have spent too much time thinking about this already. *looks shifty*
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Date: 2007-10-04 04:39 am (UTC)It could start with "My friend is a poker dealer at the River Rock casino, and Jared goes there sometimes right? She saw him last friday when he came in with his buddy (who is a hottie too!). He wasn't at her table, but she told me that the the dealer at Jared's table told her...."
That? Jared has a serious gambling debt?
That He was totally drunk and rude and got kicked out? Was making out with his friend? Hooked up with one of the loan sharks and borrowed money and lost big time and now he's gonna get his ass kicked? Slapped the dealer on the ass and asked for her phone number?
Clearly I have spent too much time thinking about this already. *looks shifty*