it's funny because it's true.

[certainthings]

I don't remember his name but this was told by a stand up who was on Conan the other day. It makes me laugh. Like a lot.

"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'It's probably not a good idea that you're in here, you're a very large animal, any sudden movements and you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.'"

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[agt-league.livejournal.com]

LMFAO.

[punnky-kitty.livejournal.com]

LOL awesome macro meme in expounded joke form

[jrs1980.livejournal.com]

Kind of reminds me of Andy Blitz, who was a writer for Conan during LN. He did stand-up one night (the summer of '01) and said "If I'm ever on a hijacked plane, I'm going to have to stand up and ask the hijacker, 'Hey, why didn't you just get on the plane that was already going where you want it to...?'" His routine was hilar.