I don't even really have words

[certainthings]

Little while ago someone over yonder uploaded The Perfect Penis. I'm watching it now. Maybe some of you have seen it. Maybe you haven't.

Yeah. Under the cut is a picture of a man's dick and balls. This picture isn't work safe. I'm pretty sure it's not life safe either.

This man has had silcone implants. This man sometimes refers to it as "the blob". This man can no longer have sex and he's okay with this. He can't stand and pee. Nor can he sit and pee. He has to sort of squat over the toilet bowl.

These have been your warnings. Now, come. Join me in the why would anyone do this to themselves. And the wtfery of it all.

Comments

[annapeace.livejournal.com]

Oh god when you said he couldn't stand and pee or sit and pee, my first thought was OMG HE CAN'T PEE ANYMORE? WON'T HE DIE?

Then I thought OMG HE HAS A CATHETER IN HIM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE?

And then I was a smart person and read the rest of that paragraph. God, it's good he can't have sex, because I sure as hell don't want that thing near me. It'd be like "hey honey, let's get it on - JESUS WHAT IS GROWING FROM YOUR DICK? OH GOD!"

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahaahahaaha. I'd hope most people would freak out if they saw that coming at them.