I don't even really have words

[certainthings]

Little while ago someone over yonder uploaded The Perfect Penis. I'm watching it now. Maybe some of you have seen it. Maybe you haven't.

Yeah. Under the cut is a picture of a man's dick and balls. This picture isn't work safe. I'm pretty sure it's not life safe either.

This man has had silcone implants. This man sometimes refers to it as "the blob". This man can no longer have sex and he's okay with this. He can't stand and pee. Nor can he sit and pee. He has to sort of squat over the toilet bowl.

These have been your warnings. Now, come. Join me in the why would anyone do this to themselves. And the wtfery of it all.

Comments

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

What the fuck? No, you know what, just fucking no.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

There's not enough no in the world.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Pretty much but uh, my second thought was I sort of hope doing something that dumb comes back to bite him in the ass some day. If anything I hope it backfires ala 'something about mary' and gotten it stuck in his fly more than once just to show him that, no, it really isn't awesome (even if he is fine with not having sex), it's VERY stupid.