I don't even really have words

[certainthings]

Little while ago someone over yonder uploaded The Perfect Penis. I'm watching it now. Maybe some of you have seen it. Maybe you haven't.

Yeah. Under the cut is a picture of a man's dick and balls. This picture isn't work safe. I'm pretty sure it's not life safe either.

This man has had silcone implants. This man sometimes refers to it as "the blob". This man can no longer have sex and he's okay with this. He can't stand and pee. Nor can he sit and pee. He has to sort of squat over the toilet bowl.

These have been your warnings. Now, come. Join me in the why would anyone do this to themselves. And the wtfery of it all.

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[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

why would they even let him do that to himself? it's..disgusting. D:

...edited so i can use a more appropriate icon.

ALSO HOW DOES HE EVEN FIT THAT THING IN HIS PANTS?? DOES HE LEAVE THE HOUSE?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I really do not know. Because seriously.

I guess he wears really loose in the crotch pants. And he does, they showed him walking down the street. Well, the camera was just focused on his crotch area but yeah.