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I was wandering around Wal Mart and there was a boyfriend and girlfriend (maybe husband and wife) they were standing in front of where the tampons are. Just standing there for a moment or two. Then he picked up a box and smelled the box before handing it over to her to smell. They walked away with no tampons.

WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO SMELL A BOX OF TAMPONS? I was very tempted to go over after they left the area to smell the box just to see if there was a scent but I didn't want to look like a crazy person.

Date: 2009-06-23 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
But can you smell them through the box?

Date: 2009-06-23 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sihaya09.livejournal.com
Yes, that's how strong the chemicals are.

Date: 2009-06-23 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sihaya09.livejournal.com
Yeah, they've been known to cause PH imbalances. In other words, chicks who are insecure about the smell of twat end up with nasty infections instead of good 'ol natural vajayjay. Oh, the irony.

Date: 2009-06-23 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frala.livejournal.com
ive never smelled haha

Date: 2009-06-23 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
Go run out and sniff a box for me.

Date: 2009-06-24 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
Next time you and Lorna are out make her smell a box o' tampons.

Date: 2009-06-25 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frala.livejournal.com
hahahaha

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