I don't get it

[certainthings]

I was wandering around Wal Mart and there was a boyfriend and girlfriend (maybe husband and wife) they were standing in front of where the tampons are. Just standing there for a moment or two. Then he picked up a box and smelled the box before handing it over to her to smell. They walked away with no tampons.

WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO SMELL A BOX OF TAMPONS? I was very tempted to go over after they left the area to smell the box just to see if there was a scent but I didn't want to look like a crazy person.

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[annabeth.livejournal.com]

O_O

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

that is seriously crazy!

[frala.livejournal.com]

some of them are scented, i think, I know some pads are, but not in a like 'omg the new pads are out, we must to check out the scents' kinda way

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

But can you smell them through the box?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I thought so.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heh. Yeah huh.

[sihaya09.livejournal.com]

Maybe 'cause some are scented and some are unscented and they were curious as to what a scented twat would smell like? IDK.

I do know, however, that scented tampons weird me the fuck out. My twat should smell like twat, not flowers.

[lalita82.livejournal.com]

wat! I know there are some scented ones but I don't if you can smell them through the box. 0__o

[killerweasel.livejournal.com]

o_O

um...

hrm...

Maybe they wanted to know what she'd smell like using one?

..... and now I've grossed myself out.

[sihaya09.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's how strong the chemicals are.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahah.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's why they left without any because they didn't think they were scented enough because you couldn't smell them through the box.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was thinking that but I don't know if you can smell them through the box. And yes.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Eesh.

[sihaya09.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they've been known to cause PH imbalances. In other words, chicks who are insecure about the smell of twat end up with nasty infections instead of good 'ol natural vajayjay. Oh, the irony.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

I would've gone over and smelled the box, hahaha

[vunadiwai.livejournal.com]

LOL v weird indeed

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think if I hadn't been alone I would have

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I thought so. Especially with him smelling it first.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

0__o Yeah, I'm wondering why would they even...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

People have mentioned that some of them are scented which okay, but why would he be the first one to smell them? Like, I dunno. Wouldn't it make more sense if she was all, '*sniff sniff* Hey, honey. This is what my vajayjay is going to smell like.'

[frala.livejournal.com]

ive never smelled haha

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Go run out and sniff a box for me.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

That would have ,made more sense, but like, the only reason I think he'd sniff it is because he's a weirdo and likes to know what her vajayjay smells like.


....which, ew.

[vunadiwai.livejournal.com]

AS opposed to her smelling it first? :P

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think that would've made more sense.

[vunadiwai.livejournal.com]

LOL of course hehehe

[lila-blue-b.livejournal.com]

o.O That is... strange... Wow...

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

I would've made sure nobody was in the aisle first.

[je-suis.livejournal.com]

Some of them are scented, but they usually say that on the box. I don't think it requires a sniff test to determine what's scented and what isn't, unless they wanted to try and figure out what a vag would smell like while wearing one. Bizarre.

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

LMAO What the fuck?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It was.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Guess they enjoy smelling kinda personal boxes together.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That could be.

[evilshelly.livejournal.com]

shouldn't you just be happy they have a hobby to keep them together?!




but really. that isle is getting as stinky as the laundry isle, they've added so many scents and 'odor neutralizers'. because really, what's a horrible infection as long as you don't have to smell like a menstruating female?

Just me, then! :P

[ghoulchick.livejournal.com]

See, this doesn't seem weird to me. I sniff everything at the store that comes with a scent before buying it - I open up shampoos, deodorants, laundry soaps, lotion, etc and sniff. If I'm going to have to smell that smell until I use up the product, by gum I am going to make sure it's one I am okay with. Yes, this would include scented tampons, if that's what I wanted. (I don't, but same principle.)

[frala.livejournal.com]

hahah passsssss

Re: Just me, then! :P

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Those other things that you mentioned, I get that. I smell those. I think I found it the oddest that he was the one who picked up the box and smelled it first. I dunno. Maybe if he had opened the box before smelling it wouldn't have seemed quite as odd or maybe it would've been more odd. I don't know.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You're right. And I am happy for them ... that they have that to share together.

Hahah.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Next time you and Lorna are out make her smell a box o' tampons.

[snuffkin.livejournal.com]

there are scented tampons. Why would you want to buy scented tampons. I mean... you put them inside you, how can you smell them? IDK

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

Lolol. That's fucking crazy. O_O

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Mmhmm

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm imagining a lot of burrowing going on.

[frala.livejournal.com]

hahahaha

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

I was grocery shopping with my Mum the other day and when we walked passed the tampons I remembered this entry and started to giggle. Mum was confused as to why I was giggling about the tampons XD

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah. You should have asked her (told her) to go over and sniff a box.