uhm, what?

[certainthings]

this was part of an email that my aunt sent me -



What? Why? And can he chop his food right before it enters his mouth? But seriously WHY?

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[(Anonymous)]

he's got an awesome future. and i thought only girls got their eyebrows tattooed?

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to be around when he sneezes. That could be all kinds of trouble.

[miss-faith-hope.livejournal.com]

Wtf is right! :O

[americangrl69.livejournal.com]

What the hell?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Right?!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Why would someone do that to themselves? Seriously.

[ghoulchick.livejournal.com]

You have an interesting aunt. ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. It could be amusing to watch from a very far distance

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

What in the hell possessed him to do that?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha it was part of a forwarded email with the subject line '10 good reasons for birth control' or something like that. and there were a few other pictures like that one. :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I kind of wish I knew what he was thinking and why no one said, 'Uh, dude. Don't do that.'

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Seriously. That and his ears, his EARS. OH GOD, WHY?!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

RIGHT?! It hurts just looking at it.

[killerweasel.livejournal.com]

I always try to picture what people with that much crap in their face will look like in 15 or 20 years. If he's not careful, those knives of his will sag very low when he sits down and he might just chop some of his important bits off.

[miss-faith-hope.livejournal.com]

I have no friggin' clue..
That's just...

Very disturbing..

I mean I know a lot of native tribes in other countries and stuff do stuff like that but, um he doesn't look tribal to me.

[ghoulchick.livejournal.com]

He is serving not only as a cautionary tale for birth control, he IS his own form of birth control... I know he's making *me* not want to have sex ever again.

[http://users.livejournal.com/misread_/]

... This is ridiculously scary. I just watched the Eddie Izzard clip on youtube where your icon is from. OO What are the odds? "I'm covered in bees!"

[http://users.livejournal.com/misread_/]

I... yeah. I got nothing.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah! *ahem*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He really does not.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

I physically winced back here, man. Also, I'm wondering why his folks or whoever didn't say 'uh, no. you do this and you'll look like an idiot or an asshole depending on who you ask'.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Could be fun to watch. Hopefully someone he knows will be there when it happens and they'll say, 'I told you so.'

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty much.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yes, you'd think that someone would've said SOMETHING to him. Cos, manalive crawfishpie.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

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