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Senseless. Rachel Getting Married. Friday the 13th.

There are spoilers under the cut. Most of them of the reaction variety.

Rachel Getting Married ... oh, wow. It was good and I liked the style in which it was filmed but holy geezus it hit my embarrassment squick hard and often.

Senseless was really disturbing and I actually covered my eyes a couple of times. I'm okay with big over the top blood squirting everywhere torture scenes. The ones in this movie weren't graphic at all and yet ... I dunno. It seemed more realistic. Maybe it was the pace and feel of the movie that added to it.

I finally got around to watching the F13 that I downloaded. I really do want to like this movie, I do. But Jesus Titty Fucking Christ it's so bloody boring. It's all nothing here nothing there oh, look really lame killing. here's some more nothing. oh, hey have you seen nothing? we've got bushels of it over here. hey, how about a few more lame death scenes?'  HONK SHOE HONK FUCKING SHOE.

And I really want to know WHY Jason is killing now. I mean that one guy who had the wooden dummy girlfriend he'd been around for awhile, yeah? Why didn't Jason kill him before? Does he only like to kill in bunches? And what is his motivation? No, really. I want to know this shit.

It was more lame this time then when I saw it in the theatres. I do plan on owning the movie when it comes out because Jared's nose is in it and people keep talking about his ass in the movie but uh, honestly I don't really notice it.

Date: 2009-03-12 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
Shirtless Jared would've been nice. His rack his much nicer than any of the girls that they showed.

It just seemed so stupid that the boy wasn't killed until now and I wanted her to live but why didn't Jason hunt down the old lady and kill her? Was it because she never went near his stash? This movie is stupid and makes no sense!

I'm thinking Whitney must've been fed something. Maybe? Wouldn't you be dead or near dead after six weeks of not eating?

Date: 2009-03-12 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitterbird.livejournal.com
yes so much trufax, 3 serts of unimpressive boobage and no shirtless Jared felt wrong

yeah I know, its confusing! Maybe he only kills once a month or something? D:

Im not sure what she would have been fed, excetpt for rats and people there didnt seen any food sources

Date: 2009-03-13 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
Hahah. Killing people is Jason's period.

I want to know what Jason eats or if he's eating his victims because seriously the guy is way too fucking big to be living on rats.

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