things what I watched recently

[certainthings]

Senseless. Rachel Getting Married. Friday the 13th.

There are spoilers under the cut. Most of them of the reaction variety.

Rachel Getting Married ... oh, wow. It was good and I liked the style in which it was filmed but holy geezus it hit my embarrassment squick hard and often.

Senseless was really disturbing and I actually covered my eyes a couple of times. I'm okay with big over the top blood squirting everywhere torture scenes. The ones in this movie weren't graphic at all and yet ... I dunno. It seemed more realistic. Maybe it was the pace and feel of the movie that added to it.

I finally got around to watching the F13 that I downloaded. I really do want to like this movie, I do. But Jesus Titty Fucking Christ it's so bloody boring. It's all nothing here nothing there oh, look really lame killing. here's some more nothing. oh, hey have you seen nothing? we've got bushels of it over here. hey, how about a few more lame death scenes?'  HONK SHOE HONK FUCKING SHOE.

And I really want to know WHY Jason is killing now. I mean that one guy who had the wooden dummy girlfriend he'd been around for awhile, yeah? Why didn't Jason kill him before? Does he only like to kill in bunches? And what is his motivation? No, really. I want to know this shit.

It was more lame this time then when I saw it in the theatres. I do plan on owning the movie when it comes out because Jared's nose is in it and people keep talking about his ass in the movie but uh, honestly I don't really notice it.

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[agt-league.livejournal.com]

I thought F13 was quite boring too. [When I wasn't perving on Jared or hiding behind my popcorn when Jason jumped out of nowhere.]

Does he only like to kill in bunches? And what is his motivation?

This made me LOL a lot because it's so true. I have no idea but I would also like to know. :|

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I did enjoy perving on Jared but at the same time I found it a bit difficult because most of the time he was with Panabaker and holy god, there's something about that girl's face that bothers me. A lot.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, Panabaker angered me so much. I hate, hate HATE her. *stabs*

[breathe-me27.livejournal.com]

And what is his motivation?

I just figured he was carrying on his mom's work or something. I reall wish they'd explained that...but who would have been the one to explain it all? *shrugs*

Eh, from now on I will be watching that movie for pretty onelayer!Jared and some of the cool/funny/ridiculous deaths.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think that it's the mom's work too or at least if you asked like one of the producers or something that would be the answer that they'd give you but I don't think that's it. I don't want that to be it because that's just dumb and no one is that stupid. I don't know what's wrong with Jason but I'm sure that no one is that stupid to believe that all those people that come 'round or near the camp are counselors who are going to kill him or are the ones who killed his mom. Right? Maybe? *shrugs*

[breathe-me27.livejournal.com]

Wasn't it mentioned that Jason was mentally disabled to some extent? That's why his mom got so angry when she thought he drowned, because she thought the camp counsellors should have been paying special attention to him. Or something. I'm sure there was something wrong with him.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there is that but even so, I don't think he'd be THAT mentally disabled.

[trillian276709.livejournal.com]

Theresa gonturan and I decided after seeing F13 that Jason killed people for touching his weed crop but I think it's something to do with immorality. And we spent the film counting boobies. We were particularly appreciative of the one kill where he hauled her out of the water just so we could see her breasts again. Ace.

But how did you not notice Jared's ass in those jeans!? RAWR.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I mentioned that it was because of the weed in my other post about it and I kind of hope that is the reason this time 'round. But in other movies ... why? Hmm?

Ahahaha. I didn't like the boobs in this movie, they looked too greasy oiled and fake. And I realize that a lot of actors have the fake boobs but these ones were just ugh.

I did notice that he had an ass but I just wasn't all 'Oooh, baby.' about it.

[delicatelight.livejournal.com]

It was good and I liked the style in which it was filmed but holy geezus it hit my embarrassment squick hard and often.

I KNOW, RIGHT? Especially the scene where she gives the toast to her sister. I watched it through my fingers, I was so horrified.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

YES! Just ... HOMG.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Rachel Getting Married became my number one favorite movie of all time and ever. It hit home all over the place, and I'm sorry she didn't take the Oscar. (But then, I love Kate, so whatever.)

Senseless doesn't interest me at all. I like Julia Roberts, and Clive Owen is hot, but those kinds of movies just don't ping me at all.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Senseless is with Jason Behr and he's been kidnapped and tortured.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* Oops. LMAO. What the hell is the Julia Roberts' movie, then? LOL.

In that case, mmmm, Jason Behr. Or, well, since he's tortured, awww, Jason Behr.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what the name of the movie is your thinking of. It is the new one right where they're both spies and they're each others contact?

Senseless was good but manalive crawfishpie some scenes were hard to watch.

[malcolm-stjay.livejournal.com]

I also did not notice the mythical bottom.

But I spent most of the movie crumpled up with my eyes closed and my fingers in my ears, so...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Really? That is awesome.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I really really wanted to love F13 (RG and I were seriously psyched about getting our first thesis drafts in before we saw it and wanted it to be our celebration) and it's just.not.lovable. And this is from a woman who OWNS Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead for the Aycox, knows it's a bad film, but still can find something entertaining in it.

Jared, bubby, STOP MAKING BAD MOVIES.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think I liked Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead.

And yeah. Just. Sure there were some slightly amusing moments but overall it was just so fucking boring.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Man, I kinda love Joy Ride 2 in all its ridiculous glory. The anvil-licious phallic imagery is comedy gold and I love the part where the Aycox has the one dude in the backseat and is threatening him to make him dress like a hooker. GOLD.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

I've heard that from a lot of people about Rachel Getting Married. I really want to see it, but I'm thinking I'll have to get up and flee every now and then or die of embarrassment.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'd watch it drunk and/or hiding behind a pillow.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Rachel Getting Married was good? Darn. I watched the first couple of minutes on my plane ride from NYC to Geneva but I didn't know whether I wanted to keep watching in case I didn't like it so I flipped over to HSM3. I might've watched that one twice *is ashamed*

There was supposed to be a point to F13? Hmm, I guessed I missed it too, all the pretty people were enough for me.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It was good just hard to watch.

I don't think there was supposed to be a point to the movie, but it could've been more exciting. More ... something.

[insaneboingo.livejournal.com]

Your review of F13 made my day better. Thank you.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee. You are welcome

[lalita82.livejournal.com]

I agreed with you about F13, I guess, I was expecting more. *shrugs* Looking at a wet and bloody Jared was nice. Yeah, I'm shallow.

I WANT to see Rachel Getting Married, hopefully this weekend. I always like Anne.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Those parts were nice, I agree.

Anne's a damn good actor.

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

Jared was hotass but yeah otherwise the film did nothing for me
I wanted shirtless Jared *pouts*
I was a bit confused about his timing too
and how Whitney was strong enough to run after being locked up and most likely not fed D:

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Shirtless Jared would've been nice. His rack his much nicer than any of the girls that they showed.

It just seemed so stupid that the boy wasn't killed until now and I wanted her to live but why didn't Jason hunt down the old lady and kill her? Was it because she never went near his stash? This movie is stupid and makes no sense!

I'm thinking Whitney must've been fed something. Maybe? Wouldn't you be dead or near dead after six weeks of not eating?

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

yes so much trufax, 3 serts of unimpressive boobage and no shirtless Jared felt wrong

yeah I know, its confusing! Maybe he only kills once a month or something? D:

Im not sure what she would have been fed, excetpt for rats and people there didnt seen any food sources

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah. Killing people is Jason's period.

I want to know what Jason eats or if he's eating his victims because seriously the guy is way too fucking big to be living on rats.

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

So Rachel Getting Married is good?
I was thinking about seeing it

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I enjoyed it.

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

holy geezus it hit my embarrassment squick hard and often

WELL, DARN.
I wanted to see this but if it's as embarrassing as you say I believe I'll be steering clear of it. :/
STUPID SQUICK HOW I HATE YOU.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

But maybe it won't hit you like it hit me and others? I dunno. I'd say give it a chance.