things what I watched recently

[certainthings]

Senseless. Rachel Getting Married. Friday the 13th.

There are spoilers under the cut. Most of them of the reaction variety.

Rachel Getting Married ... oh, wow. It was good and I liked the style in which it was filmed but holy geezus it hit my embarrassment squick hard and often.

Senseless was really disturbing and I actually covered my eyes a couple of times. I'm okay with big over the top blood squirting everywhere torture scenes. The ones in this movie weren't graphic at all and yet ... I dunno. It seemed more realistic. Maybe it was the pace and feel of the movie that added to it.

I finally got around to watching the F13 that I downloaded. I really do want to like this movie, I do. But Jesus Titty Fucking Christ it's so bloody boring. It's all nothing here nothing there oh, look really lame killing. here's some more nothing. oh, hey have you seen nothing? we've got bushels of it over here. hey, how about a few more lame death scenes?'  HONK SHOE HONK FUCKING SHOE.

And I really want to know WHY Jason is killing now. I mean that one guy who had the wooden dummy girlfriend he'd been around for awhile, yeah? Why didn't Jason kill him before? Does he only like to kill in bunches? And what is his motivation? No, really. I want to know this shit.

It was more lame this time then when I saw it in the theatres. I do plan on owning the movie when it comes out because Jared's nose is in it and people keep talking about his ass in the movie but uh, honestly I don't really notice it.

Comments

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

I thought F13 was quite boring too. [When I wasn't perving on Jared or hiding behind my popcorn when Jason jumped out of nowhere.]

Does he only like to kill in bunches? And what is his motivation?

This made me LOL a lot because it's so true. I have no idea but I would also like to know. :|

[breathe-me27.livejournal.com]

And what is his motivation?

I just figured he was carrying on his mom's work or something. I reall wish they'd explained that...but who would have been the one to explain it all? *shrugs*

Eh, from now on I will be watching that movie for pretty onelayer!Jared and some of the cool/funny/ridiculous deaths.

[trillian276709.livejournal.com]

Theresa gonturan and I decided after seeing F13 that Jason killed people for touching his weed crop but I think it's something to do with immorality. And we spent the film counting boobies. We were particularly appreciative of the one kill where he hauled her out of the water just so we could see her breasts again. Ace.

But how did you not notice Jared's ass in those jeans!? RAWR.

[delicatelight.livejournal.com]

It was good and I liked the style in which it was filmed but holy geezus it hit my embarrassment squick hard and often.

I KNOW, RIGHT? Especially the scene where she gives the toast to her sister. I watched it through my fingers, I was so horrified.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Rachel Getting Married became my number one favorite movie of all time and ever. It hit home all over the place, and I'm sorry she didn't take the Oscar. (But then, I love Kate, so whatever.)

Senseless doesn't interest me at all. I like Julia Roberts, and Clive Owen is hot, but those kinds of movies just don't ping me at all.

[malcolm-stjay.livejournal.com]

I also did not notice the mythical bottom.

But I spent most of the movie crumpled up with my eyes closed and my fingers in my ears, so...

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I really really wanted to love F13 (RG and I were seriously psyched about getting our first thesis drafts in before we saw it and wanted it to be our celebration) and it's just.not.lovable. And this is from a woman who OWNS Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead for the Aycox, knows it's a bad film, but still can find something entertaining in it.

Jared, bubby, STOP MAKING BAD MOVIES.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

I've heard that from a lot of people about Rachel Getting Married. I really want to see it, but I'm thinking I'll have to get up and flee every now and then or die of embarrassment.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Rachel Getting Married was good? Darn. I watched the first couple of minutes on my plane ride from NYC to Geneva but I didn't know whether I wanted to keep watching in case I didn't like it so I flipped over to HSM3. I might've watched that one twice *is ashamed*

There was supposed to be a point to F13? Hmm, I guessed I missed it too, all the pretty people were enough for me.

[insaneboingo.livejournal.com]

Your review of F13 made my day better. Thank you.

[lalita82.livejournal.com]

I agreed with you about F13, I guess, I was expecting more. *shrugs* Looking at a wet and bloody Jared was nice. Yeah, I'm shallow.

I WANT to see Rachel Getting Married, hopefully this weekend. I always like Anne.

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

Jared was hotass but yeah otherwise the film did nothing for me
I wanted shirtless Jared *pouts*
I was a bit confused about his timing too
and how Whitney was strong enough to run after being locked up and most likely not fed D:

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

So Rachel Getting Married is good?
I was thinking about seeing it

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

holy geezus it hit my embarrassment squick hard and often

WELL, DARN.
I wanted to see this but if it's as embarrassing as you say I believe I'll be steering clear of it. :/
STUPID SQUICK HOW I HATE YOU.