aww, crap. now I have to be nicer. dammit.
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certainthingsDidn't go out. Was going to watch The Wrestler but instead watched The Big Fat Quiz Show of the Year and various clips of stand up comedians on youtube.
Holy Christ on toast and jam I love The Big Fat Quiz Show of the Year, though I did miss Noel and Russell being there.
- various random quotes -
Dara O'Briain: That's how they advertise tea in France. 'Hey, you. Get that cock out of your mouth for five seconds.'
[after the kids from the school do their play acting out some event, Sean kept on saying how they were shit actors and it was all very amusing]
Sean Lock: After one school play I got hit in the face with a broom. By a nun. She came up and *mimes hitting with a broom* said, 'That was shit!'
Michael McIntyre: [re: I Kissed a Girl] That would be a hit if the music was exactly the same but the lyrics were, 'I snogged a bloke and I loved it.' 'I sucked a cock and I liked it.'
Jimmy Car: You realize we're just going to edit that and use that bit as a trailer?
Dara O'Briain: Maybe we could have the video with Michael sucking a cock and someone saying, 'Hang on, Michael, why not try a cup of tea instead?'
[question: But what unusual election promise did Barack Obama make to his family?]
Sean Lock: Going to paint the White House pink. Unicorns on the lawn for his kids.
James Corden: Do you know the answer?
Sean Lock: Yeah, that's it.
James Corden: Fuck.
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I bought it for the name alone.
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Holy Christ on toast and jam I love The Big Fat Quiz Show of the Year, though I did miss Noel and Russell being there.
- various random quotes -
Dara O'Briain: That's how they advertise tea in France. 'Hey, you. Get that cock out of your mouth for five seconds.'
[after the kids from the school do their play acting out some event, Sean kept on saying how they were shit actors and it was all very amusing]
Sean Lock: After one school play I got hit in the face with a broom. By a nun. She came up and *mimes hitting with a broom* said, 'That was shit!'
Michael McIntyre: [re: I Kissed a Girl] That would be a hit if the music was exactly the same but the lyrics were, 'I snogged a bloke and I loved it.' 'I sucked a cock and I liked it.'
Jimmy Car: You realize we're just going to edit that and use that bit as a trailer?
Dara O'Briain: Maybe we could have the video with Michael sucking a cock and someone saying, 'Hang on, Michael, why not try a cup of tea instead?'
[question: But what unusual election promise did Barack Obama make to his family?]
Sean Lock: Going to paint the White House pink. Unicorns on the lawn for his kids.
James Corden: Do you know the answer?
Sean Lock: Yeah, that's it.
James Corden: Fuck.
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I bought it for the name alone.
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Date: 2009-01-01 08:19 am (UTC)kitttttttty
*bites you*
<3
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Date: 2009-01-01 08:23 am (UTC)*giggles*
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Date: 2009-01-01 08:47 am (UTC)(KITTY! TOO CUTE! :))
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Date: 2009-01-01 09:38 am (UTC)hi stealthy kitty!
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Date: 2009-01-01 09:51 am (UTC)I think she was training to be a ninja
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Date: 2009-01-01 10:10 am (UTC)LMAO. ♥
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Date: 2009-01-01 07:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-01 11:45 am (UTC)I stayed in as well. There's just too much hype and death around the New Years Eve thing.
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Date: 2009-01-01 07:32 pm (UTC)Death? Really? I don't think there's a lot of death in my neck of the woods and I'm glad for that. I mean not on New Year's there isn't but in general there is because the city I live in is filled with old people.
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Date: 2009-01-01 01:02 pm (UTC)Heh, is the beer any good? (also, is that a OTH boxset in the back?)
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Date: 2009-01-01 07:38 pm (UTC)The beer was okay and yes, that is. I think. Hold on. Yes, yes it is.
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Date: 2009-01-01 08:24 pm (UTC)Hmm, I feel a little stupid being able to recognize OTH by the font they use. Eh, whatever.
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Date: 2009-01-01 08:26 pm (UTC)I think it's kind of awesome that you recognized it.
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Date: 2009-01-01 08:28 pm (UTC)Hah, okay let's go with awesome.
How's your resolution thing going? Had anyone to be nice to yet?
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Date: 2009-01-01 08:29 pm (UTC)Hee. I haven't, yet. But I think that it might end up being okay when I should be.
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Date: 2009-01-01 08:32 pm (UTC)That's good.
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Date: 2009-01-01 03:07 pm (UTC)*walks off stage ala sean lock & James Corden*
Also: HI! *waves*
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Date: 2009-01-01 07:40 pm (UTC)Hi.
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Date: 2009-01-06 12:41 pm (UTC)Dead Guy Ale? Nice. Did it taste like a zombie?
LOL, my cats do the sitting in boxes thing as well.
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Date: 2009-01-06 03:22 pm (UTC)Hah! It absolutely did taste like zombie.
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Date: 2009-01-07 01:58 am (UTC)