aww, crap. now I have to be nicer. dammit.

[certainthings]

Didn't go out. Was going to watch The Wrestler but instead watched The Big Fat Quiz Show of the Year and various clips of stand up comedians on youtube.

Holy Christ on toast and jam I love The Big Fat Quiz Show of the Year, though I did miss Noel and Russell being there.

- various random quotes -

Dara O'Briain: That's how they advertise tea in France. 'Hey, you. Get that cock out of your mouth for five seconds.'

[after the kids from the school do their play acting out some event, Sean kept on saying how they were shit actors and it was all very amusing]
Sean Lock: After one school play I got hit in the face with a broom. By a nun. She came up and  *mimes hitting with a broom* said, 'That was shit!'

Michael McIntyre: [re: I Kissed a Girl] That would be a hit if the music was exactly the same but the lyrics were, 'I snogged a bloke and I loved it.' 'I sucked a cock and I liked it.'
Jimmy Car: You realize we're just going to edit that and use that bit as a trailer?
Dara O'Briain: Maybe we could have the video with Michael sucking a cock and someone saying,  'Hang on, Michael, why not try a cup of tea instead?'

[question: But what unusual election promise did Barack Obama make to his family?]
Sean Lock: Going to paint the White House pink. Unicorns on the lawn for his kids.
James Corden: Do you know the answer?
Sean Lock: Yeah, that's it.
James Corden: Fuck.

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I bought it for the name alone.

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Comments

[frala.livejournal.com]

does it taste good?

kitttttttty

*bites you*

<3

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It's okay. Tastes like beer. Weird, right? :p

*giggles*

[frala.livejournal.com]

*gasp* noooo kidding!

[offside.livejournal.com]

aha, that beer looks kind of awesome. and kitty! eeek, so cute.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking that I might have to keep the bottle.

[sarah-p.livejournal.com]

Staying in is what all of the cool kids do! Says...this girl. That stayed in. Heh. Happy '09!

(KITTY! TOO CUTE! :))

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It totally is! Happy New Year to you.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

I always stay in somewhere, it's my tradition. Or superstition. Whatever.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Why superstition?

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

When I was younger and stupider and determined to party at every opportunity and would go out on New Year's Eve it always went BADLY. So for the past 10 years or so I've just stayed indoors somewhere and gotten good and sloshed in a nice, safe environment.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Good plan

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Indeed *tips whiskey glass jauntily from the safety of her bed*

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

haha I would buy that beer for the name too

hi stealthy kitty!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

I think she was training to be a ninja

[zsuness.livejournal.com]

aww, crap. now I have to be nicer. dammit.
LMAO. ♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee.

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! Regretting those resolutions already.

I stayed in as well. There's just too much hype and death around the New Years Eve thing.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Not so much regretting just begrudging them.

Death? Really? I don't think there's a lot of death in my neck of the woods and I'm glad for that. I mean not on New Year's there isn't but in general there is because the city I live in is filled with old people.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

I think you should provide linkage to The Big Fat Quiz of the Year *nods*

Heh, is the beer any good? (also, is that a OTH boxset in the back?)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't really remember actually but I'm fairly certain that I heartt it a lot. Mmmhmm.

The beer was okay and yes, that is. I think. Hold on. Yes, yes it is.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Aah, okay. (I actually got impatient and went and searched youtube earlier because I didn't want to clean my room)

Hmm, I feel a little stupid being able to recognize OTH by the font they use. Eh, whatever.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Haha. I'm not sure if it is on youtube yet though I wouldn't be surprised if it is.

I think it's kind of awesome that you recognized it.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

It is ;)

Hah, okay let's go with awesome.

How's your resolution thing going? Had anyone to be nice to yet?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm not just going with "awesome" I'm going with really very awesome.

Hee. I haven't, yet. But I think that it might end up being okay when I should be.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Okay then :P

That's good.

[colourmeshocked.livejournal.com]

*walks off stage ala sean lock & James Corden*

Also: HI! *waves*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Aahahahahahahahha. YES!!!

Hi.

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

KITTAH!!!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

God I love The Big Fat Quiz Show of the Year. I'm so going to have to youtube it or something. I watched the 2007 one today and even though I've seen it 3 times it still makes me laugh :D

Dead Guy Ale? Nice. Did it taste like a zombie?

LOL, my cats do the sitting in boxes thing as well.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Is 2007 the one with Noel and Russell? Or have they been on more than one? I cannot remember.

Hah! It absolutely did taste like zombie.

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

Yup, 2007 had the Goth Detectives and I think they're on the 2006 one as well.