aww, crap. now I have to be nicer. dammit.

[certainthings]

Didn't go out. Was going to watch The Wrestler but instead watched The Big Fat Quiz Show of the Year and various clips of stand up comedians on youtube.

Holy Christ on toast and jam I love The Big Fat Quiz Show of the Year, though I did miss Noel and Russell being there.

- various random quotes -

Dara O'Briain: That's how they advertise tea in France. 'Hey, you. Get that cock out of your mouth for five seconds.'

[after the kids from the school do their play acting out some event, Sean kept on saying how they were shit actors and it was all very amusing]
Sean Lock: After one school play I got hit in the face with a broom. By a nun. She came up and  *mimes hitting with a broom* said, 'That was shit!'

Michael McIntyre: [re: I Kissed a Girl] That would be a hit if the music was exactly the same but the lyrics were, 'I snogged a bloke and I loved it.' 'I sucked a cock and I liked it.'
Jimmy Car: You realize we're just going to edit that and use that bit as a trailer?
Dara O'Briain: Maybe we could have the video with Michael sucking a cock and someone saying,  'Hang on, Michael, why not try a cup of tea instead?'

[question: But what unusual election promise did Barack Obama make to his family?]
Sean Lock: Going to paint the White House pink. Unicorns on the lawn for his kids.
James Corden: Do you know the answer?
Sean Lock: Yeah, that's it.
James Corden: Fuck.

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I bought it for the name alone.

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Comments

[frala.livejournal.com]

does it taste good?

kitttttttty

*bites you*

<3

[offside.livejournal.com]

aha, that beer looks kind of awesome. and kitty! eeek, so cute.

[sarah-p.livejournal.com]

Staying in is what all of the cool kids do! Says...this girl. That stayed in. Heh. Happy '09!

(KITTY! TOO CUTE! :))

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

I always stay in somewhere, it's my tradition. Or superstition. Whatever.

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

haha I would buy that beer for the name too

hi stealthy kitty!

[zsuness.livejournal.com]

aww, crap. now I have to be nicer. dammit.
LMAO. ♥

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! Regretting those resolutions already.

I stayed in as well. There's just too much hype and death around the New Years Eve thing.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

I think you should provide linkage to The Big Fat Quiz of the Year *nods*

Heh, is the beer any good? (also, is that a OTH boxset in the back?)

[colourmeshocked.livejournal.com]

*walks off stage ala sean lock & James Corden*

Also: HI! *waves*

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

KITTAH!!!

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

God I love The Big Fat Quiz Show of the Year. I'm so going to have to youtube it or something. I watched the 2007 one today and even though I've seen it 3 times it still makes me laugh :D

Dead Guy Ale? Nice. Did it taste like a zombie?

LOL, my cats do the sitting in boxes thing as well.