What do you *do* with your dead boyfriend?

[certainthings]

Kristeen Von Hagen: I'm not into necrophilia but if I was I'd always pretend that it was our having sex that killed him. That would be my joke and I'd find it hilarious every time. Lie there after sex, 'Chad, that was amazing. Chad? Chad are you ... OH MY GOD! Our having sex killed you!' Then I'd laugh, 'Still got it.' Then be like, 'Do you want a sandwich? No? Good.' Then I'd put him back in his box or the fridge or ... I dunno, whatever you do with your dead boyfriend.

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[bubl.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha.

Also, I kind of love that her dead boyfriend's name is Chad.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That was one of my favourite parts.