What do you *do* with your dead boyfriend?

[certainthings]

Kristeen Von Hagen: I'm not into necrophilia but if I was I'd always pretend that it was our having sex that killed him. That would be my joke and I'd find it hilarious every time. Lie there after sex, 'Chad, that was amazing. Chad? Chad are you ... OH MY GOD! Our having sex killed you!' Then I'd laugh, 'Still got it.' Then be like, 'Do you want a sandwich? No? Good.' Then I'd put him back in his box or the fridge or ... I dunno, whatever you do with your dead boyfriend.

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[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

Then I'd laugh, 'Still got it.' Ahahaha. She's brilliant!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yes!

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

Mwahaha.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

[annemiek81.livejournal.com]

LMAO! hahah you!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee. Ahh, she amuses me.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

'Do you want a sandwich? No? Good.'

It's way too early to laugh that fucking hard. THANK YOU, that sets my tone for today. I was ready to beat the children. THEY CAME TO MY ROOM AND KICKED ME OUT OF MY OWN BED. TOLD ME, AND I QUOTE, "GO MAKE FOOD, WOMAN," AND I WAS SO TIRED I JUST WENT AND DID IT.

Then I came here so as not to beat them.

Who is this comic and where can I see her?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Huzzah!

I'm not sure if she tours in the US or just Canada. You could google her and see if there's any websites? I think there might be?

[openmydoors.livejournal.com]

*SNORT*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

[depply-in-luv.livejournal.com]

Haha, I laughed out loud at "still go it"

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

I cracked up at 'still got it' LOL

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

[bubl.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha.

Also, I kind of love that her dead boyfriend's name is Chad.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That was one of my favourite parts.