Pearls before Swine. Mock the Week.

[certainthings]

Pearls Before Swine.







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Ed: And before the movie I have to sit through the dvd piracy warning, which we can all agree is getting on our collective tits. It's just the patronizing nature of it. They go, 'You wouldn't steal a handbag, you wouldn't steal a car, so why would you steal a movie?' I'm sitting there going, 'Don't tell me what I would and wouldn't do. You don't know me. I am drunk at four o'clock in the afternoon in my pants about to watch women be tortured to death in an underground bunker in Eastern Europe, you're telling me I wouldn't nick a foxy handbag? I think you don't know me very well at all, Sir.


Frankie: Sum myself up in three words? Well ... I suppose it would have to be killer alien vagina.

Comments

[eviltish.livejournal.com]

My bro and his wife have just scored tickets to see Frankie live on tour. I am so jealous I could spit. Although, I am seeing Ed Byrne in November so I shouldn't complain.

Mock The Week is my crack.

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

LOL I LIKE THAT FAT COMIC

[goodnight.livejournal.com]

what is the cap of Jared in your icon from??

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Okay I admit . . . I laughed at the 'It's just a chair' panel and Ed and Frankie [though I've never heard of them]

I squeed a little at the icon of Jared looking for Waldo.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

*squints* That icon is from "I love the..." isn't it?

THE STOOL IS DIFFERENT! HEAD FOR THE BUNKERS!

[vesperalight.livejournal.com]

I think that second comic strip pretty much defines my life D:/:D? haha

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

I loathe those dvd piracy warnings. And those are kinda my thoughts while I watch them, but with less watching of women getting tortured. LOL

killer alien vagina ROFL.

[skadi.livejournal.com]

Re: Ed quote

Ahahaha. I love your comedy posts, if that's the right thing to call them.

[gretazreta.livejournal.com]

"You wouldn't steal a handbag"
"Sure I would, especially if it belonged to a poor defenseless old lady with sixteen grandchildren to feed - oh wait, you're a huge multinational company? Oh no way I'd steal from you, then" BLUGH.
I love those cartoon strips. I've still got the "Too-fat-to-be-of-assistance-boy" one by my desk.

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh mock the week. It is by far my favorite panel show, and pretty much reduces me to hysterics every single week. Oh Frankie :3