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Mock the Week
Sep. 26th, 2008 01:44 pm[Scenes We'd Like To See - Unlikely Things To Hear on Question Time]
Frankie: Is Britain becoming more misogynist? Let's ask this bitch.
Frankie: Is Britain becoming more misogynist? Let's ask this bitch.
Pearls before Swine. Mock the Week.
Aug. 9th, 2008 06:00 pmPearls Before Swine.
( Do you think I'm fat? )
( I do not like change )
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Ed: And before the movie I have to sit through the dvd piracy warning, which we can all agree is getting on our collective tits. It's just the patronizing nature of it. They go, 'You wouldn't steal a handbag, you wouldn't steal a car, so why would you steal a movie?' I'm sitting there going, 'Don't tell me what I would and wouldn't do. You don't know me. I am drunk at four o'clock in the afternoon in my pants about to watch women be tortured to death in an underground bunker in Eastern Europe, you're telling me I wouldn't nick a foxy handbag? I think you don't know me very well at all, Sir.
Frankie: Sum myself up in three words? Well ... I suppose it would have to be killer alien vagina.
( Do you think I'm fat? )
( I do not like change )
* * *
Ed: And before the movie I have to sit through the dvd piracy warning, which we can all agree is getting on our collective tits. It's just the patronizing nature of it. They go, 'You wouldn't steal a handbag, you wouldn't steal a car, so why would you steal a movie?' I'm sitting there going, 'Don't tell me what I would and wouldn't do. You don't know me. I am drunk at four o'clock in the afternoon in my pants about to watch women be tortured to death in an underground bunker in Eastern Europe, you're telling me I wouldn't nick a foxy handbag? I think you don't know me very well at all, Sir.
Frankie: Sum myself up in three words? Well ... I suppose it would have to be killer alien vagina.
