Pearls before Swine. Mock the Week.

[certainthings]

Pearls Before Swine.







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Ed: And before the movie I have to sit through the dvd piracy warning, which we can all agree is getting on our collective tits. It's just the patronizing nature of it. They go, 'You wouldn't steal a handbag, you wouldn't steal a car, so why would you steal a movie?' I'm sitting there going, 'Don't tell me what I would and wouldn't do. You don't know me. I am drunk at four o'clock in the afternoon in my pants about to watch women be tortured to death in an underground bunker in Eastern Europe, you're telling me I wouldn't nick a foxy handbag? I think you don't know me very well at all, Sir.


Frankie: Sum myself up in three words? Well ... I suppose it would have to be killer alien vagina.

Comments

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You are awesome.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

*hides* I try. Was the F13 clip okay btw, my WMM was being an ass ;/

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It was pretty darn wonderful, so much better than the other version I saw online

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm so glad WMM was giving me fits I almost wanted to smack my Windows XP comp into a wall. But I'm glad it is better ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Next time wave a hammer or a gun in front of it. That'll scare it into working.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Haha. Like "I'll beat you into tiny pieces! *fist of rage*" but good plan.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Exactly.