Pearls before Swine. Mock the Week.

[certainthings]

Pearls Before Swine.







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Ed: And before the movie I have to sit through the dvd piracy warning, which we can all agree is getting on our collective tits. It's just the patronizing nature of it. They go, 'You wouldn't steal a handbag, you wouldn't steal a car, so why would you steal a movie?' I'm sitting there going, 'Don't tell me what I would and wouldn't do. You don't know me. I am drunk at four o'clock in the afternoon in my pants about to watch women be tortured to death in an underground bunker in Eastern Europe, you're telling me I wouldn't nick a foxy handbag? I think you don't know me very well at all, Sir.


Frankie: Sum myself up in three words? Well ... I suppose it would have to be killer alien vagina.

Comments

[eviltish.livejournal.com]

My bro and his wife have just scored tickets to see Frankie live on tour. I am so jealous I could spit. Although, I am seeing Ed Byrne in November so I shouldn't complain.

Mock The Week is my crack.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm slightly jealous of all of you.

I freaking love how inappropriate they are and the bad and sometimes really tasteless jokes.

[eviltish.livejournal.com]

Hehe. I spend most of the time watching MTW just waiting for the inevitable Frankie joke that just makes me cringe/die/laugh all at the same time.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm watching clips now and I saw the one where he mentioned Princess Diana and a gangbang in a mine field (I think that's what he said) and everyone's just sort of ...

[eviltish.livejournal.com]

:D I just love the juxtaposition of Hugh and Frankie together. Hugh is old skool Brit humour, a bit repressed and then you get Frankie, who is...dark and then some.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

A whole lot of "and then some"