maybe he is fucking matt damon

[certainthings]

[from an old article]

Jared is beste vrienden met Matt Damon en Chad Michael Murray, die in Gilmore Girls zijn rivaal Tristan speelt. Hij is een groot fan van Jennifer Love Hewitt en stond met zwetende hanjes toen hij haarr onlangs voor het eerst ontmoette

I think it's saying that he's best friends with Matt Damon and Chad Michael Murray and would like a handjob from Jennifer Love Hewitt. Which all makes sense ... except for the Matt Damon part. Are they seriously "beste vrienden"? How the heck did I miss that memo?

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[certainthings.livejournal.com]

S'true.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That's my guess too or he knew someone in HS with that name.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

huzzah

[americangrl69.livejournal.com]

Though you never know. It could be true.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

I love you, Michelle. I know I keep saying it, but you keep making it true.

I can not stop laughing.

[thelocation.livejournal.com]

Wow, felt like the twilight zone here for a sec. Smidgy's Belgian? or to a lesser extent, dutch? :x

but anyhoo yeah like others have translated already, he's fucking Matt Damon.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

If I can bring amusement into one person's life ... I'm not actually sure how that's supposed to end.

I love you too, Miss Julilah.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee.

He really is!

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

Matt Damon sure is getting around
I should go on a hunt looking for an interview with Jensen about how his 'best friend' is Ben Affleck

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You should

[aeroport_art.livejournal.com]

HEE you make me giggle.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yey.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

How do you think the handjob from Jennifer would go down with Jensen?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

This was before he knew Jensen so it'd be okay. Plus ... Jensen had a crush on her too so maybe he'd be a little jealous but mostly happy?

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

I think you're right.