I'm an asshole and then there's a horse.

[certainthings]

I got a couple of Christmas cards today. One from katysam (thank you) and one from - here's the part where I'm an asshole - I'm not sure who(m). It's a beautiful homemade/handdrawn/coloured card (yes?) and I love it a lot. I'm just not entirely sure who sent it. Your name is there, I know, but I'm so bad when it comes to real names.

I'm so sorry! :/

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Comments

[crawdadorgy.livejournal.com]

Sorry, that was probably me. I forgot to put my username :P

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*glomps you* Thank you! I was trying to put the name together with the address on the card and it wasn't working and yeah. :/

[crawdadorgy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, made cards for people who did know my name and I just forgot that you didn't!

[insaneboingo.livejournal.com]

Nice picture, LoL!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Isn't it?

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

:claps for comedic allusions:

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee

Goddamn horse:

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

One boy, One Horse. Next internet phenom.

Re: Goddamn horse:

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha.

Maybe when Daniel Radcliffe was doing Equus, Jensen gave him some pointers.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Haha, what is that? Will there ever be an end to all the horrible photo shoots Jensen did when he was younger?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I hope there isn't an end because some of these pictures are so bad they're good.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

And to think - that's the LEAST gay picture from that photoshoot.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I know! And it feels me with glee.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

AAAAHHHHHH ILU.

SO MUCH.

OMG.

HORSE PONY RIDING JARED CROSSOVER?

CAPSLOCK!

dirty wrong and unnatural

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I blame you. And not so much a crossover as just ... well, crack.


"I love ponies," Jared said randomly while him and Jensen were busy battling ninjas and dragons on the video game.

"Uhm, okay."

"Yep. Ponies, horses, colts ... I just love them all."

"Thanks for sharing, now shut up and help me kill this fucker."

A moment or two passed before Jared spoke again. "Sometimes I can't help but wonder what it'd feel like to have a horse licking my ass while I fucked someone."

Jensen turned toward Jared his jaw dropped wide open. "You bastard. How the fuck did you get a hold of that?"

"I have my sources," Jared teased. "Expensive sources, but good ones."

Re: dirty wrong and unnatural

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

... AHAHAHAHAHA

(I love you, and that's what makes me sick and wrong too, right? I DON'T CARE!)

All I can think of is Kinky Kelly from Clerks 2 now. Hopefully Jared will not find out about Jensen's donkey shows.

Re: dirty wrong and unnatural

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Wait, loving me makes you sick and wrong? I feel like I should be a serial killing clown. :p

I haven't seen Clerks 2. I barely remember seeing the first one. Do tell about these donkey shows.

Re: dirty wrong and unnatural

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

Mmm, cereal.

There is a Donkey Show with a very large leatherdaddy. The boys mistakenly think that Kelly is a girl, and they soon realize that Kinky Kelly refers to the donkey, the male donkey. So they inadvertently hire a gay sex show for a bachelor party.

Which the more I think of, could easily be J2. Chad could be like "I thought Jensen was a girl's name! I'm sorry I ruined your bachelor party, Jared."

Jared's in the corner, starry-eyed, watching Jensen grind. "Huh, what?"

"Jared, you're getting married tomorrow."

"Yeah."

"To Sandy. A girl."

"Uh huh."

"That is not a girl."

"The things that man can do with that pony..."

"Oh dear GOD."

And then Jared buys Jensen and the pony from his pimp, and they go live on a farm somewhere in Vancouver.

Re: dirty wrong and unnatural

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*stands and applauds*

[alazysod.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA.

I literally just snorted hot chocolate. OUCH.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*kisses your nose*

[giventofly37.livejournal.com]

My first thought re:that picture- Yay Lewis Black!

My second thought- Wait, Jensen did porn?

*headdesk*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah! And yes, Jensen totally did porn. TOTALLY.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Wow. Canadian post sucks. I sent you an envelope of goodies before Christmas and you still haven't gotten it. Pooh.

In regards to the photo: have I told you lately that I love you?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*glares at the post office*

[ginnytonnick.livejournal.com]

RE: graphic.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It's fun to paraphrase well known quotes. Especially when there's horses and porn involved.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

I like that Jensen got a job as a porn star to feed his horse.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Anything for his baby. ;)

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

Horse!porn FTW!

*smishes*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahha. I didn't really mean it that way. Or maybe I did a little bit.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

Lol, you totally did. *shifty eyes*

[chickyoops.livejournal.com]

Hehhehe, awesome!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

I think the fact that his highlights match the hair on the horse is a GREAT touch. Kudos to the photographer.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. *ahem*

[katysam.livejournal.com]

It arrived! Better late than never, right? Next year, I'm posting my Christmas cards in July ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I kind of like the late ones they keep Christmas going.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOD. How do people not realize that this man is the president of GAYDONIA? Seriously.

Also, I stopped and thought about that sentence and now my BRAIN is DRIBBLING OUT MY EARS.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I honestly do not know, it's baffling to me that people think he's straight so I dunno, maybe the scales are balanced some where.

[santacarlagypsy.livejournal.com]

Completely unrelated to anything, but...

Have you seen this poll asking for suggestions for stuff to change/increase on LJ? One of the things you can vote for is to up the limit on tags. : )

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. *hopes that one goes through*

[lalita82.livejournal.com]

*LOL*

Sorry late to the party, but just catching up what I missed and that is just genius.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

One is never to late to the Jensen porn party.