I'm an asshole and then there's a horse.

[certainthings]

I got a couple of Christmas cards today. One from katysam (thank you) and one from - here's the part where I'm an asshole - I'm not sure who(m). It's a beautiful homemade/handdrawn/coloured card (yes?) and I love it a lot. I'm just not entirely sure who sent it. Your name is there, I know, but I'm so bad when it comes to real names.

I'm so sorry! :/

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Re: dirty wrong and unnatural

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

... AHAHAHAHAHA

(I love you, and that's what makes me sick and wrong too, right? I DON'T CARE!)

All I can think of is Kinky Kelly from Clerks 2 now. Hopefully Jared will not find out about Jensen's donkey shows.

Re: dirty wrong and unnatural

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Wait, loving me makes you sick and wrong? I feel like I should be a serial killing clown. :p

I haven't seen Clerks 2. I barely remember seeing the first one. Do tell about these donkey shows.

Re: dirty wrong and unnatural

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

Mmm, cereal.

There is a Donkey Show with a very large leatherdaddy. The boys mistakenly think that Kelly is a girl, and they soon realize that Kinky Kelly refers to the donkey, the male donkey. So they inadvertently hire a gay sex show for a bachelor party.

Which the more I think of, could easily be J2. Chad could be like "I thought Jensen was a girl's name! I'm sorry I ruined your bachelor party, Jared."

Jared's in the corner, starry-eyed, watching Jensen grind. "Huh, what?"

"Jared, you're getting married tomorrow."

"Yeah."

"To Sandy. A girl."

"Uh huh."

"That is not a girl."

"The things that man can do with that pony..."

"Oh dear GOD."

And then Jared buys Jensen and the pony from his pimp, and they go live on a farm somewhere in Vancouver.

Re: dirty wrong and unnatural

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*stands and applauds*