There is a Donkey Show with a very large leatherdaddy. The boys mistakenly think that Kelly is a girl, and they soon realize that Kinky Kelly refers to the donkey, the male donkey. So they inadvertently hire a gay sex show for a bachelor party.
Which the more I think of, could easily be J2. Chad could be like "I thought Jensen was a girl's name! I'm sorry I ruined your bachelor party, Jared."
Jared's in the corner, starry-eyed, watching Jensen grind. "Huh, what?"
"Jared, you're getting married tomorrow."
"Yeah."
"To Sandy. A girl."
"Uh huh."
"That is not a girl."
"The things that man can do with that pony..."
"Oh dear GOD."
And then Jared buys Jensen and the pony from his pimp, and they go live on a farm somewhere in Vancouver.
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winterfish
Re: dirty wrong and unnatural
Date: 2007-12-28 11:34 pm (UTC)There is a Donkey Show with a very large leatherdaddy. The boys mistakenly think that Kelly is a girl, and they soon realize that Kinky Kelly refers to the donkey, the male donkey. So they inadvertently hire a gay sex show for a bachelor party.
Which the more I think of, could easily be J2. Chad could be like "I thought Jensen was a girl's name! I'm sorry I ruined your bachelor party, Jared."
Jared's in the corner, starry-eyed, watching Jensen grind. "Huh, what?"
"Jared, you're getting married tomorrow."
"Yeah."
"To Sandy. A girl."
"Uh huh."
"That is not a girl."
"The things that man can do with that pony..."
"Oh dear GOD."
And then Jared buys Jensen and the pony from his pimp, and they go live on a farm somewhere in Vancouver.