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Job 3:25,26 - For the thing I greatly feared has come upon me. And what I dreaded has happened to me. I am not at ease, nor am I quiet; I have no rest, for trouble comes.

Mitch Hedberg: That would be cool if you lived with a monster you'd never get hiccups.

God: Angels are not dicks.

...sorry. But that's not going to get old for me anytime soon.

Uhm. Ehh. I like Sam's face.

And I'd really like to know what the deal is with Dean - if freakin' GOD is telling *angels*, "Hey, listen to the womanizing dick with extremely low self esteem." ... Boy's gotta have a little sumpin' sumpin', right?
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I kind of hope that something gets cancelled on Tuesday or even better I lose interest in something because oh my god, I watch too much tv. But manalive crawfishpie it's so shiny! On Tuesdays -

902101TNG
House
Fringe
Eli Stone
Criminal Minds
Privileged
And then I download the Mentalist.

I'd be okay if 990210TNG got cancelled but I kind of love everything else.

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Mitch Hedberg: I saw a lady on t.v. she was born without arms, literally, she was born with her hands attached to her shoulders... and that was sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the meaning of the word 'can't'". And that to me was kinda worse... in a way... ya know? Not only does she not have arms, but she doesn't understand simple contractions, its very simple Lola, you just take two words, you put them together, then you take out the middle letters, you put a comma in there and you raise it up!

Ahahahahahaha. *wheezes* I think it makes me laugh maybe more than it should.
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- I read The Time Traveller's Wife and The Kite Runner this weekend.

- Enjoyed them both.

I talked Hassan into firing walnuts with his slingshot at the neighbor's one-eyed German shepard. Hassan never wanted to, but if I asked, really asked, he wouldn't deny me. Hassan never denied me anything. [The Kite Runner]


- When I read that I thought, 'Oh, I'm reading a Sam/Dean fanfiction.' but then it turned out slightly different. :p

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Mitch Hedberg: I like cinnamon rolls. That's why I wish they made, like, a cinnamon roll incense. 'Cause I don't always have time to make a pan. Perhaps I'd rather light a stick, and have my roommates wake up with false hopes

Jared Padalecki: I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them.

Bonus Question: Do people staying with Jared and/or spending the night wake up with false hopes?

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