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Dara O'Briain: And then I noticed that they'd done a thing which I'd never seen done before in any hotel ever, right. They had gone through this women's stuff, they had found the most intimate items she'd had, little cami pajama top and cotton pajama bottom and they had built something, a shape, they'd made them into a thing on the bed. And you're looking at this thing going, "Eugh, what the hell is that?" I mean a three dimensional thing, I don't mean like they'd laid them out like a crime scene flat on the bed, "This is where the woman was murdered." They'd built like an origami thing with them and you're circling around it going, "What in the ... Oh my God, it's a bird." They'd made a bird out of her underwear and put it on the bed. It was the single creepiest thing I had ever seen in my life. It looked like the kind of a thing a serial killer called 'The Pheasant' might leave. "I am The Pheasant, I can get into whereever you are. I can find you and I will leave the pheasant to prove that I was there. I am The Pheasant."
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Dara O'Briain: And comedians hate magicians. I know you may not know this but we cannot stand magicians because they practice and practice and practice and then they pretend that it's magic. That gets on my tits in a huge way. Right? 'Oh, no, where's the card gone? It's *magic*' No, you were lonely as a teenager and you practiced for hours. That's where the fucking card has gone, all right? Concert pianists also practice for hours but they don't go out on stage and go, 'Jesus! Where is the music coming from? This is incredible. It's like it's flowing out of my hands, it's amazing.'

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