Dara O'Briain said...

[certainthings]

Dara O'Briain: And then I noticed that they'd done a thing which I'd never seen done before in any hotel ever, right. They had gone through this women's stuff, they had found the most intimate items she'd had, little cami pajama top and cotton pajama bottom and they had built something, a shape, they'd made them into a thing on the bed. And you're looking at this thing going, "Eugh, what the hell is that?" I mean a three dimensional thing, I don't mean like they'd laid them out like a crime scene flat on the bed, "This is where the woman was murdered." They'd built like an origami thing with them and you're circling around it going, "What in the ... Oh my God, it's a bird." They'd made a bird out of her underwear and put it on the bed. It was the single creepiest thing I had ever seen in my life. It looked like the kind of a thing a serial killer called 'The Pheasant' might leave. "I am The Pheasant, I can get into whereever you are. I can find you and I will leave the pheasant to prove that I was there. I am The Pheasant."

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[agt-league.livejournal.com]

A serial killer called The Pheasant - HAHAHAHA. *dies*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee.

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

That's creepy ... but, PHEASANT! :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yes!

[abydosww.livejournal.com]

I love Dara, he is such a funny man.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He really is

[dreago.livejournal.com]

When I was in Egypt, they did this to me. They also went through my stuff to find sunglasses for their bird. It was a tad creepy.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Wow, that is creepy. My friend had that happen to her on a cruise ship before but they just used towels to do it.

[cookiemonsta.livejournal.com]

World, you amuse me sometimes.
APPROPRIATE ICON IS APPROPRIATE! \o/

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It so is!