because assumptions are the new pink

[certainthings]

I feel that people who like this sort of picture



Find pictures like this hot



y/n?

Comments

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Oh, darling, you are trying SO HARD to make some Jared wank. I fucking love you.

ALSO, Yes. Jared. Heart nose and knee-hi stockings. Just delicious. Also, his huge ears really ought to have been tucked into his scarf. I mean, manly bandanna.

I LOVE YOU JARED. I'M JUST PLAYIN', DARLING. SERIOUSLY.

I still want you to fuck me dedz.

(Jared reads your elljay, dumb ass).

[dividedloyalty.livejournal.com]

I'm way ahead of you. *evil giggles* (yes, giggles.)

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

I like evil giggles, man.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

What? Oh, no. This isn't about Jared wank. This is about "Basketball Jones"

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

BASKETBALL JONES???

*is snorting*

Oh, Jared.

Seriously, I'm beginning to think that if Sandy hadn't come into their lives, they'd still be dressing like tools.

I mean, I LOVE YOU JARED, AND I SOOOO LOVE THE WAY YOU DRESS. SERIOUSLY. I PROMISE.

You'll still fuck me dedz, right?

...........RIGHT?!

Fuckin' smidge, always with the cockblocking.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You know Jared has a basketball under his pillow and maybe that's why he can't sleep at night.

I wonder if Sandy sees Jared in interviews and just shakes her head, 'What was he thinking? I told him not to wear that together.'

Cockblocking my ass!

What? So this reply is a little late.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'll totally wank him.


In that way...*shiftier eyes*