because assumptions are the new pink

[certainthings]

I feel that people who like this sort of picture



Find pictures like this hot



y/n?

Comments

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

The nose is a powerful thing. (yes, I like both)

Also? JARED.

[lalita82.livejournal.com]

YES!! ;)

[annella.livejournal.com]

I know I do. mmmmmmm.

[pocketfullof.livejournal.com]

Jared...in those socks. *dies laughing*

[jeyhawk.livejournal.com]

Obviously he's wearing stay ups for them to reach that far up his calves. He also has a garther(sp?) but it's hidden under his shorts. In the second picture he's wearing a buttplug.

Sleep time might have come and gone in jeyjey-land. In conclusion the answer to your question is yes.

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

see icon

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Oh, darling, you are trying SO HARD to make some Jared wank. I fucking love you.

ALSO, Yes. Jared. Heart nose and knee-hi stockings. Just delicious. Also, his huge ears really ought to have been tucked into his scarf. I mean, manly bandanna.

I LOVE YOU JARED. I'M JUST PLAYIN', DARLING. SERIOUSLY.

I still want you to fuck me dedz.

(Jared reads your elljay, dumb ass).

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

that is correct.

though I kind of feel like he's going to suck me up those ginormous nostrils of his...eek!

and because final exams are killing all rationality in me, my first thought regarding the top picture was "crouching Jared, hidden Padacock". I fail.

[giventofly37.livejournal.com]

I dunno about the first one (admittedly, it is rather lol-worthy), but I want to wrap myself up in the second one. And you know how I feel about Jared. *hides face*

[dividedloyalty.livejournal.com]

Actually, he should have a straight arrow spine during the exercise in the first picture. It doesn't matter how far you can bend if you don't actually move the muscles that exercise is meant to move.

Also in pic number one, his knees should be closer to the floor. Reasons are the same as before. (There's a FOOT under one knee ffs!)

So, I just totally bitched about Jared. (YOU HEAR ME JELLO!! HAHAHHAHA EVILME)
Maybe this is the wank material Jared needed: He is a total poser in basketball.

hehehehe.

[rawkin-ur-sox.livejournal.com]

Haha, you're right. (I like your sly way of nodding to that girl who posted about the icons; fans are funny people.)

I laugh at the first, and kinda laugh at the second. He's just concentrating way too hard in both, it's a bit silly. But am I saying Jared isn't (holy mother of God) hot? Nope. Those biceps are insane, dude.

:O

[quarterturn.livejournal.com]

Guilty as charged.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

He's limber. And he has a nose.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I have to disagree Michelle. Both of those pictures are clearly an invasion of his privacy, even if the second one was taken by a professional photographer and is part of a photo shoot.

I think the people who find these types of pictures hot are kind of despicable and really, it's the kind of behavior I might expect from a howler monkey.

You should be ashamed.

[gwyntastic.livejournal.com]

He's so BENDY!

[douxquemiel.livejournal.com]

I am significantly distracted by the following:

1. wee!Jared and the bandana. *pets*

2. The intense look on his face.
2a. His slightly-open mouth in the intense look. Um, hai.

3. Basketball. Just... I love that he's playing basketball. It's so... normal.

4. Finally, the Most Distracting: his slightly out-of-focus and so delicious bicep. *cocks head* *drools*

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

His arms. They are so beautiful.

Jared's just REALLY pretty.

[mooyoo.livejournal.com]

Jeebus. What is he, twelve in that first picture? He's so tiny and spindly!

[impala-chick.livejournal.com]

baby basketball!Jared is too cute. (and funny).The first pic shows off his freakishly long legs and arms. LOL.

all-grown-up basketball!Jared is HOT.
*GUH*

[jezzabe.livejournal.com]

Oh, Jared. He's bendy like a pretzel.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

I must admit I prefer the second picture more.

Mmm... arms.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes I do find that hot. You know, I think Jensen could get lost in Jared's nostrils. I think that's kind of hot. Mini!Lost!Jensen inside Jared's nose. It could be like the magic school bus, but Jensen borrows the Impala so it's the Magic Metallicar.

I don't know where that randomness came from.

[kroki-refur.livejournal.com]

I conducted a scientific study based on a sample of one, and the evidence overwhelmingly indicates that you are correct.

*gives you a Nobel prize*

[kroki-refur.livejournal.com]

Also, Jesus Christ, Smidge, Jared's fucking NOSE. Warn a girl, will you? It's 9.15 am and I'm gonna be useless for the rest of the day...