because assumptions are the new pink

[certainthings]

I feel that people who like this sort of picture



Find pictures like this hot



y/n?

Comments

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised there are socks that can reach that far up his legs.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

The nose is a powerful thing. (yes, I like both)

Also? JARED.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

His nose is the best. It could probably stop a war.

[lalita82.livejournal.com]

YES!! ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[annella.livejournal.com]

I know I do. mmmmmmm.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It's a good picture.

[pocketfullof.livejournal.com]

Jared...in those socks. *dies laughing*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heee. It's a good look for him.

[jeyhawk.livejournal.com]

Obviously he's wearing stay ups for them to reach that far up his calves. He also has a garther(sp?) but it's hidden under his shorts. In the second picture he's wearing a buttplug.

Sleep time might have come and gone in jeyjey-land. In conclusion the answer to your question is yes.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

see icon

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You wish to eat it and/or concentrate on the pictures?

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Oh, darling, you are trying SO HARD to make some Jared wank. I fucking love you.

ALSO, Yes. Jared. Heart nose and knee-hi stockings. Just delicious. Also, his huge ears really ought to have been tucked into his scarf. I mean, manly bandanna.

I LOVE YOU JARED. I'M JUST PLAYIN', DARLING. SERIOUSLY.

I still want you to fuck me dedz.

(Jared reads your elljay, dumb ass).

[dividedloyalty.livejournal.com]

I'm way ahead of you. *evil giggles* (yes, giggles.)

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

that is correct.

though I kind of feel like he's going to suck me up those ginormous nostrils of his...eek!

and because final exams are killing all rationality in me, my first thought regarding the top picture was "crouching Jared, hidden Padacock". I fail.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Nonono. His nostrils are delicious beautiful.

"crouching Jared, hidden Padacock"

Hahahah

[giventofly37.livejournal.com]

I dunno about the first one (admittedly, it is rather lol-worthy), but I want to wrap myself up in the second one. And you know how I feel about Jared. *hides face*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

The first one isn't meant to be about "hotness" *nods*

That you love him a lot and find him to be one of the hottest pieces of ass in the whole wide world? :P

[dividedloyalty.livejournal.com]

Actually, he should have a straight arrow spine during the exercise in the first picture. It doesn't matter how far you can bend if you don't actually move the muscles that exercise is meant to move.

Also in pic number one, his knees should be closer to the floor. Reasons are the same as before. (There's a FOOT under one knee ffs!)

So, I just totally bitched about Jared. (YOU HEAR ME JELLO!! HAHAHHAHA EVILME)
Maybe this is the wank material Jared needed: He is a total poser in basketball.

hehehehe.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha.

[rawkin-ur-sox.livejournal.com]

Haha, you're right. (I like your sly way of nodding to that girl who posted about the icons; fans are funny people.)

I laugh at the first, and kinda laugh at the second. He's just concentrating way too hard in both, it's a bit silly. But am I saying Jared isn't (holy mother of God) hot? Nope. Those biceps are insane, dude.

:O

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I LOL a lot at the first one. But the second one? Makes me swoon. I just. Yum yum mmm boy, I love the concentration in the photo but mostly? NOSE!

[quarterturn.livejournal.com]

Guilty as charged.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

o/

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

He's limber. And he has a nose.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Two excellent qualities.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I have to disagree Michelle. Both of those pictures are clearly an invasion of his privacy, even if the second one was taken by a professional photographer and is part of a photo shoot.

I think the people who find these types of pictures hot are kind of despicable and really, it's the kind of behavior I might expect from a howler monkey.

You should be ashamed.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah. The first one is a professional one too!

But still, I am DEEPLY ASHAMED!

[gwyntastic.livejournal.com]

He's so BENDY!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He is. In the future he might have sex with Chandler Bing. :p

[douxquemiel.livejournal.com]

I am significantly distracted by the following:

1. wee!Jared and the bandana. *pets*

2. The intense look on his face.
2a. His slightly-open mouth in the intense look. Um, hai.

3. Basketball. Just... I love that he's playing basketball. It's so... normal.

4. Finally, the Most Distracting: his slightly out-of-focus and so delicious bicep. *cocks head* *drools*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I do heart the slightly open mouth a lot

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

His arms. They are so beautiful.

Jared's just REALLY pretty.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Like super pretty.

[mooyoo.livejournal.com]

Jeebus. What is he, twelve in that first picture? He's so tiny and spindly!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He is quite young looking but I'd guess his age to be around 17/18?

[impala-chick.livejournal.com]

baby basketball!Jared is too cute. (and funny).The first pic shows off his freakishly long legs and arms. LOL.

all-grown-up basketball!Jared is HOT.
*GUH*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

One might even say "This guy is smokin'"

[jezzabe.livejournal.com]

Oh, Jared. He's bendy like a pretzel.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He was going to be a professional pretzel until the injury (Bush choking on him hangnail) and that's when he went into acting.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

I must admit I prefer the second picture more.

Mmm... arms.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I do too.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes I do find that hot. You know, I think Jensen could get lost in Jared's nostrils. I think that's kind of hot. Mini!Lost!Jensen inside Jared's nose. It could be like the magic school bus, but Jensen borrows the Impala so it's the Magic Metallicar.

I don't know where that randomness came from.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned lately how much I love you?

I sometimes (often times) think about The Magic School Bus when looking at pictures of Jared with his mouth wide open.

Mini!Lost!Jensen inside Jared's nose. It could be like the magic school bus, but Jensen borrows the Impala so it's the Magic Metallicar.

I would totally watch that! Do you think Jensen would try and hit on Miss Frizzle?

[kroki-refur.livejournal.com]

I conducted a scientific study based on a sample of one, and the evidence overwhelmingly indicates that you are correct.

*gives you a Nobel prize*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Wow oh wow. What an honour this is!

[kroki-refur.livejournal.com]

Also, Jesus Christ, Smidge, Jared's fucking NOSE. Warn a girl, will you? It's 9.15 am and I'm gonna be useless for the rest of the day...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

And isn't that okay? Can't you be useless for one day? I mean it is his NOSE. There really should be a NOSE appreciation Day