certainthings

Smidge - I kindof like you over there pointing out the (totally false and nonexistent) imperfections in His Awesomeness... cuz then I can be as stupid as I want to be about him and fangirl all over the place. See, I see no imperfections and cannot fathom he is anything less than perfection personified.

But that makes me feel a wee bit guilty, and maybe even a bit ill.

Enter The Smidgerella.... Evil Stepsister of DOOM. Writing crack!verse and pasting up silly pics with no accounting of reality, reading all kinds of subtext and creative crassness where there just isn't any.

Surely my myopia is happily met with your farsightedness. Between the two of us, lies the truth.

Still, I can't help it. I honestly think he shits gold dust and told God on High where to put the penguins.

But Smidge? You will always be there to balance the universe. And that makes it totally all right.

*hugs you for your craziness*

From:

I used to be you. It goes away after... 5 or 6 years. I swear it.

From:

i'm sorry to hear that. so --you're saying there is a correlation between how long one has been in this fandom --or even knew Jensen Christ was here on earth --and these awesome orgasms i've been having for the past 6 months since i was initiated, i mean, watched my first Supernatural episode and thence first saw The Awesomeness?

*is sad*

From:

I'm afraid so.

I've known about him since Days of Our Lives and he used to do that to me too.

Now I look at him and think... Meh. Which you know, should give you hope or something. Maybe you're not ruined for other men for life like you're thinking. \o/

From:

i'm actually happily married. to someone that jensen/dean reminds me of, like alot. so that's a good thing, at least i'm consistent!!

i haven't actually fallen for anyone in movie-tv-fandom at all since, like don johnson in the 80s. a long, long time ago. if that says anything at all.

and you know - i look at jensen boi-pix from DOOL days and think - umm... cute, sorta. and he was honestly a wierd-looking little kid, imho. but around the time he did DeVour? gunh. just whoa. and *now*? omg SEXX.

i guess i like man!Jensen and that's that. so i'll take the torch if that's what you're passing.... hee!

From:

He was kind of cute back then but far too twink

From:

He's still my TV boyfriend, mostly because I've been with him so long, I feel like I'm commited now. And sometimes the love comes back because I've been waivering on him like this since about midway through Season 2 and then he'll do something so adorable that I'm like fully back in the game for a couple of months.

I agree, he was cute on DOOL but not hot. But, I was much younger myself back then and thought cute was hot... or something.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'll share him. Which is something I wouldn't have considered doing a year ago. With the option to hand over full rights if I stumble upon a newer model TV boyfriend in the near future.

From:

well, that's awfully pleasant of you. and now that i've checked out your lj, we'll like, have to be friends, i think.

*hugs*

*thinks about how awesome 5 or 6 years of jensen would be*

hee!

From:

I actually did friend you, so feel free to friend back if you want.

Also? You're totally getting the better end of this deal because Jensen is only going to get hotter as he gets older. The idea of like 45 year old Jensen sort of makes my girly parts want to explode.

From:

45, eh? My "in his 40's" Jensen is kind of sleazy and picking up girls who are far too young for him in well, sleazy bars. My old man!Jensen love doesn't start till he's at least 60

From:

He's too... proper to be sleazy about the dating younger girls thing. In my mind, he's like the next George Clooney. George somehow dates twenty year old models and it doesn't bother me.

But I'm looking forward to old man jensen too. Twenty year olds will probably still want to do him, even at sixty.

From:

I think it's mostly because of a picture of Dean from I don't remember what ep, but he sitting at a bar and he looked a tad bit sleazy and I kind of loved him a little bit more, yanno.

From:

Because we have issues Michelle.

You love him for the sleaze. I love him for the douche. Sometimes I think I'm destined to be an abused housewife or something.

From:

I hope not. Besides, Amanda would be really jealous. :p

From:

Especially if I got to live in a trailer.

From:

you girls are totally cracking me up.

meanwhile, the thoughts i'm having of olderman!Jensen are making me use my HORNY SOPHIE ICON.

cuz dudes. have you seen JENSEN'S DADDY? He's like, mid-50s or something. Maybe older.

and Dude is a complete D.I.L.F.

Jensen's got his Mom's eyes in his Dad's face, lmao. OMFG. so he's gonna be So Damn Hawt when he hits prime time. Babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

just makes me wanna lay down under him and DIE, DEDZ. THE END.

From:

Yeah. Sometimes I wish he would age and I could stay the same just so that my lust could be totally inappropriate later. *sigh*

But, he and I are the same age, so it won't be bad at all.

I know his dad was in Devour, but I can't for the life of me remember what he looks like. But your words give me hope that Jensen is going to be the hottest DILF ever.

Also? He and Jared will have beautiful children. :D

From:

I keep trying to remember what his dad looks like too, I think he was okay looking for an old guy but I have a feeling that Jensen's going to be much better looking.

Sometimes I wish he would age and I could stay the same just so that my lust could be totally inappropriate later

YES! Or, I want him to hop in a time machine, go into the future - take a picture and then come back. And you know, post the picture on the internet or have it published in a magazine so that I can see it.

From:

Right????!!!! Because I want him to be old and hot NOW so I can lust after his old hot ass while I'm still young and pretty. It's a THING. It won't be as... something when I'm also old and no longer hot. Since, you know, men only get HOTTER and girls just get wrinkly and saggy. UHG.

God. I hope I hope I hope that I remember this exact feeling in 30 years. Can you imagine what his eye crinkles are going to look like in 30 years!!?? *combusts*

(no subject)

From:

certainthings.livejournal.com - Date: 2007-12-07 04:04 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From:

fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com - Date: 2007-12-07 04:24 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From:

certainthings.livejournal.com - Date: 2007-12-07 04:42 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From:

pie_andcoffee - Date: 2007-12-07 05:31 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From:

certainthings.livejournal.com - Date: 2007-12-07 05:37 pm (UTC) - Expand

From:

HAHAHAHAHA

you are hysterical.

here is jensen's daddy:

*adjusts TinHat over one eye*

Yes. Jared will have pretty Padacoy babies with Sandy, and Jensen will find his One True Love one day.

As far as age-inappropriate lust goes, I coulda like, been Jensen's babysitter when he was a boy.... ahem. But I understand he liked older girls back then so... (here's another awesome RL link for you in case you never saw it):
http://tvmakesyoustupid.com/2007/02/07/jensen-ackles-yes-hes-always-been-like-that/

have a lovely day.

From:

He sort of looks like the love child of Jensen and Richard Belzer. Jensen gave birth to his own daddy, how about them apples.

(no subject)

From:

pie_andcoffee - Date: 2007-12-08 04:00 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From:

certainthings.livejournal.com - Date: 2007-12-08 04:03 am (UTC) - Expand

From:

I have seen that article! I not so secretly choose to believe that it's totally not true! Becuase I'm not fond of shy Jensen. :D

Ummm. I love Sandy to itty bitty bits because she's tiny and beautiful and has an awesome rack. But... Jensen belongs with Jared. Jared can be with whoever, but Jensen with Jared only. *glues tinhat*

From: