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He's too... proper to be sleazy about the dating younger girls thing. In my mind, he's like the next George Clooney. George somehow dates twenty year old models and it doesn't bother me.

But I'm looking forward to old man jensen too. Twenty year olds will probably still want to do him, even at sixty.

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I think it's mostly because of a picture of Dean from I don't remember what ep, but he sitting at a bar and he looked a tad bit sleazy and I kind of loved him a little bit more, yanno.

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Because we have issues Michelle.

You love him for the sleaze. I love him for the douche. Sometimes I think I'm destined to be an abused housewife or something.

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I hope not. Besides, Amanda would be really jealous. :p

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Especially if I got to live in a trailer.

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you girls are totally cracking me up.

meanwhile, the thoughts i'm having of olderman!Jensen are making me use my HORNY SOPHIE ICON.

cuz dudes. have you seen JENSEN'S DADDY? He's like, mid-50s or something. Maybe older.

and Dude is a complete D.I.L.F.

Jensen's got his Mom's eyes in his Dad's face, lmao. OMFG. so he's gonna be So Damn Hawt when he hits prime time. Babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

just makes me wanna lay down under him and DIE, DEDZ. THE END.

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Yeah. Sometimes I wish he would age and I could stay the same just so that my lust could be totally inappropriate later. *sigh*

But, he and I are the same age, so it won't be bad at all.

I know his dad was in Devour, but I can't for the life of me remember what he looks like. But your words give me hope that Jensen is going to be the hottest DILF ever.

Also? He and Jared will have beautiful children. :D

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I keep trying to remember what his dad looks like too, I think he was okay looking for an old guy but I have a feeling that Jensen's going to be much better looking.

Sometimes I wish he would age and I could stay the same just so that my lust could be totally inappropriate later

YES! Or, I want him to hop in a time machine, go into the future - take a picture and then come back. And you know, post the picture on the internet or have it published in a magazine so that I can see it.

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Right????!!!! Because I want him to be old and hot NOW so I can lust after his old hot ass while I'm still young and pretty. It's a THING. It won't be as... something when I'm also old and no longer hot. Since, you know, men only get HOTTER and girls just get wrinkly and saggy. UHG.

God. I hope I hope I hope that I remember this exact feeling in 30 years. Can you imagine what his eye crinkles are going to look like in 30 years!!?? *combusts*

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*nods* Part of me just keeps thinking that he'll be old and I'll be old and he'll just be another guy. Not an old hot guy, and that's not fair.

The eye crinkles are going to be amazing but I'm really looking forward to the grey and/or salt and peppered hair around his temple area

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grey and/or salt and peppered hair around his temple area

Nnnnngggh.

Jared's salt and peppered hair is going to be hot toooooooo.

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It really is. I just ... God, can they be old NOW?

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SMIDGE. You totally have to post this as a new post NAO.

cuz this is getting ridiculous and i wanna know FANDOM'S OPINION ON OLD JARED AND OLD JENSEN.

WHO WILL BE HOTTER?

And HAY. Speak for yourselves you silly twinks about Women Get Older and SAG.

I flat-out refuse to sag. I stand on my head and do cartwheels at least 4 or 5 times a week. The End.

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I will do that pollee post, but later. *nods*

I stand on my head and do cartwheels at least 4 or 5 times a week.
Ahahaha

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HAHAHAHAHA

you are hysterical.

here is jensen's daddy:

*adjusts TinHat over one eye*

Yes. Jared will have pretty Padacoy babies with Sandy, and Jensen will find his One True Love one day.

As far as age-inappropriate lust goes, I coulda like, been Jensen's babysitter when he was a boy.... ahem. But I understand he liked older girls back then so... (here's another awesome RL link for you in case you never saw it):
http://tvmakesyoustupid.com/2007/02/07/jensen-ackles-yes-hes-always-been-like-that/

have a lovely day.

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He sort of looks like the love child of Jensen and Richard Belzer. Jensen gave birth to his own daddy, how about them apples.

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i just don't even know what to say to this.

i want what you are smoking, yeas.

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Smoking? I'm smoking nothing but TRUFAX

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I have seen that article! I not so secretly choose to believe that it's totally not true! Becuase I'm not fond of shy Jensen. :D

Ummm. I love Sandy to itty bitty bits because she's tiny and beautiful and has an awesome rack. But... Jensen belongs with Jared. Jared can be with whoever, but Jensen with Jared only. *glues tinhat*

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I not so secretly believe it's not true either, what with Jensen being a fucking Cheerleader, and in the drama club and goes know what else, I'm not saying he wasn't a little bit shy or is shy now, but I don't think he was a fucking mute.

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*agrees*

I want him to be stuck up and cranky for some reason. ;)

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Did you see my post? It's a good post.

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this post (http://smidgy06.livejournal.com/1216745.html)

Also? He seems like he'd be stuck up.

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