Yes, yes. I know I just posted. But.

[certainthings]

First? A confession.

I love Jensen Ackles. Like a lot. I mean in a fan hearting celebrity type way not in a 'I want to marry him' type way.

Second? re: Jensen Hates Me Club

"I know you're trying to have fun with this, but by all accounts, I think you're taking things a little too far. A lot of people feel that way, actually." [says Anon]

People are sitting around talking about me? That's kind of sad.

"I don't have a problem with you calling him "chubby" and "gay" - still, when the constant repetition of using a term that expresses sexual preference starts coming across as sounding like something degrading and ugly, when you mention it the way you are, I can't help but wonder." [Anon again]

Just me again, eh? All the others who talk about him being gay and pudgy - they're fine of course. But I get singled out? "If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!" *rolls eyes*

Why can't people just say "Hey, Smidge. I don't like the shit you've been saying about this that and the other. I'm outta here. Signed [Name]"

Comments

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

Are you popular? Have a large flist? I can't figure out why these comments keep popping up. You posts these (hilarious) thoughts in your private journal, not in comms, so I don't understand the issue, especially since you have made it clear (and the very tone of your entries suggests) that you are having a bit of fun, rather than speaking in earnest.

:is jealous of your icon and your title: I can't even get people to talk to me in a friending meme--ha!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

My flist is a little big, but not really and I don't think I'm popular at all.

It's rather quite annoying, these comments - especially the anon of it all.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

I luff you, smidge. I am not outta here.

There's like a council of them out there. Sitting at a round table and plotting your destruction through anonymous comments and defriendings. They're also Fed-Exing Jensen Ackles a case of Slim-Fast and a copy of "Vaginas for Dummies".

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. *loves* Thank you. No, really.

[culturegeek76.livejournal.com]

Love the icon BTW.
I saw that someone posted pudge!fic yesterday... I wonder if she got hassled?

You know, the thing that confuses me about fandom is why people make those kind of comments anon or even make them period.

It's your personal journal, you can say whatever you want and if they have a problem with it, they should stop reading it. Duh. (You could be a nazi for all I care, as long as you aren't saying that stuff in my journal, it's your business) (I lied. I'd care if you were a nazi, but you get my point?)

There is really horrible stuff going on in the world and people want to get upset over Jensen? *insert really shitty comment about jensen as a human being that will get me killed here*... so it's not like he is in a position to complain either. Ha!

But to do anon? If they feel so strongly, why don't they defend it. I'm not under the impression that you'll go all psycho on their ass. You'll just laugh at them. :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

There's been quite a lot of Pudgy!Jensen fic and as far as I know none of it's been flamed.

And yeah, I get what you mean.

Ugh. I just ... The whole Anon posting is freaking stupid and annoying. *stomps*

[crackedbuthappy.livejournal.com]

Why can't people just say "Hey, Smidge. I don't like the shit you've been saying about this that and the other. I'm outta here. Signed [Name]"
Not only that, but this is your personal journal. I would link you to a post someone JUST made on my friends list, but it's flocked about freedom of speech in fandom. Dude, your space, your words. It's not as if you're running around to every community that lists Jennyrooroo as an interest and are waving your chub!Jensen Pride flag.

It is for reasons like this I have anon posting off in my journal.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm almost tempted to take it off. Almost.

[minniemax.livejournal.com]

you're right, that's sad and cowardly
plus, it's not worth to waste one thought on such people, so I disabled anon commenting and anyone who has something to say can do it openly *g*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I should do that. Don't know that I will, but I should.

[hkath.livejournal.com]

Poor Jensen. Must get really lonely in that ivory tower waiting for his Princess Charming to come and rescue him from scary words and complex carbs.


Anyone else spot a couple of references to this in this weekend's uber-wank, by the way? I saw a few.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

And no, I didn't even know there was wank this weekend. Or maybe I did. I'm lost!

[shadowc44.livejournal.com]

IMO, the problem is that humor is really subjective. What's absolutely hilarious to one person is seen an entirely different way by someone else. Not everyone has the same perspective on things. Personally, my sense of humor rarely matches what I see in other people. I don't really "get" the amusement in the "pudgy Jensen" thing, but a lot of people do. So, while I'm not going to be joining the club, I'm certainly not going to defriend you, either. I can always choose which entries or posts I want to read, and which ones I want to skip. Doesn't mean I dislike the poster if I don't care for the current subject.

[slytherinblack.livejournal.com]

IAWTC. I don't think it's funny at all, but that's why I generally skip over those posts. And people's senses of humor differ a LOT.

[mooyoo.livejournal.com]

Jeez. I just. Huh? Did I miss something? Why is this such a big deal? Why do people care so much what you say in your own journal? Why not just defriend or, hell, scroll on past if poking fun at Jensen's pudge is so offensive?

Well I love you in any case. And a lot of people feel that way.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I really wish I knew because I don't get it.

*smooshes you* Thank you. A lot.

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

Why can't people just say "Hey, Smidge. I don't like the shit you've been saying about this that and the other. I'm outta here. Signed [Name]"

Because SPN fandom has no balls. Or rather, they're too busy licking Jensen's.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snorts* Does Jared get mad when they push him out of the way?

[softgraysky.livejournal.com]

I think the more you call him chubby and gay, the more those two words just morph into something...sublime. And maybe nonsensical.

ChubbyJen. Jengay. Chubbygay. Gaychub, Chubabub, GayaJubJub. In a tub? A tub of tears! Because of the flub! The fat fat, FATTY.

And also, gayer than a purple glittery disco ball.

See? IT's ONLY WORDS, YO!

"Hey Smidge, I like the shit you've been saying around here. I'm gonna stay." signed, everyone who is awesome.

Outta curiosity, why does your icon have a dolphin on it?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

A tub of tears! Because of the flub!
Ahahaha.

:) Thank you

The dolphin because the maker of the icon said that she giggles everytime I use the tag "*insane dolphin noises*"

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

Hey, Smidge. You quoted Betty White. I'll love you forever.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I love Betty White. I love her in that movie. I LOVE that movie.

[ex-pkabyssin114.livejournal.com]

I have never understood the whole anon post to bitch. Maybe I have just way too much Bitchy Bitch in me to NOT want someone to know that they're annoying and/or pissing me off.

But, then, I think you have also forgotten a cardinal rule... THE INTARNETS IS FOR SERIOUS BUSINESS ONLY!!!!11!1!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You're right, I had forgotten that rule. Oops.

[jamesinboots.livejournal.com]

Jensen Says:


Seriously, what's up with people leaving you so many nasty comments lately? Either anon or not, it's rude.

I am very amused by the fact that the random letters ImageShack (since PhotoBucket is DOWN for maintenance, homg) added to the filename of that image ("jenny") are "wu3". Get it?

Jenny wuvs u. <3

I am such a dork, and I'm very tired, but that can NOT be coincidence. *grin*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

People are mean?

And ahahhahawwww. Thank you.

[punnky-kitty.livejournal.com]

Dude. Don't let this shit get to you.
They're probably waiting for Jensen to come and thank them for defending his honor or some shit. Freaks.
He's too busy guzzlin Padacock and lookin in the mirror.
They don't understand.

Don't stop believin! posting Jub Jub or being your awesome self.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I know, I shouldn't and yet.

*snorts* Does he shift himself and Sasquatch around so that he's got the best angle and can watch himself blow the Padacock?

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

People are insane.

Also? Things like this are the reason anon posting is turned off at my LJ.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I should really do that.

[justlikeyou.livejournal.com]

I admire your gut about saying whatever you want whenever you want =D *means it in the best possible way*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:) Bless

[skadi.livejournal.com]

You're kinda like those big name fans. You know the type I'm talking about - soon you'll be making these deep meta posts and creating sock puppets and having HUGE falling outs with people. Oh! And you have to pick an issue to talk about a lot - racism and sexism have been used a lot. I think you should talk about weight issues. You can make these really big posts about it. And Fandom Wank will get a hold of it, and you'll be in a war with them. And I can be all, "I knew her before she was famous - you know? When she was hardcore. Now she just acts out to get attention." And then I'll tsk-tsk sadly.

God. I used to like you, man. What happened to you?!




...I'm sure this will stop amusing me one day. But not this day. *snuggles* Keep on rockin'.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

But I'm not a BNF at all.

Though if I had any uh, essay type skill I'd totally write a big post about weight issues and racism in the Supernatural Fandom and bring in Rainbow Brite and My Little Pony for examples and to make my point clear and all that jazz.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*draws hearts around you*

[miss-mandy.livejournal.com]

Yeah that anon was me.

I secretly actually care about love Jensen. And I cannot stand when you lovingly poke fun at him. In your own journal. Of which I am free to not read.

So cut it out!

JK JK LOLZ

But for serious, I heart you, Disgracey Smidgy.

P.S. If I sent you some good quality screencaps of a very sexy man would you make me some hotass icons? I can repay you with fic! *bats eyelashes*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I would make icons.

AND ILU!

[devidarkwolf.livejournal.com]

Smidge! Let us frolic in the land of Jensen's gayosity.

Love, Devi

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*grabs your hand and frolics with you*

[wenchpixie]

Ahh, anons without a pagedown key. Life is very hard for them, you have to understand. Not loved enough for a name, typing on a second hand keyboard with half the keys missing (although not, usually, the !).

I don't really get the pudgy Jensen stuff - I don't see it on him so I don't get the funny, but I know that most people don't get my obsession with eradicating mushrooms so we can all skip what we don't and call it good.

Your slightly more tinhattish posts make me a little uncomfortable, if only because we've not been flisted long and I've had scary dealings with tinhats in real life so I my default reaction to that kind of un-disclaimed posting tends to be to run away and hide but it's your journal, it's obvious what the post is from the start, so it's not like being ambushed by a spoiler or something in the middle of a post about cheese and a page down takes care of it. Everybody happy.

Except for the anons. Really, they're just looking for a little love. How can you deny it to them....

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think this sums it all up very nicely.

(http://photobucket.com)

[almightychrissy.livejournal.com]

Smidgy, are you just filtering me out of the posts where Jensen being gay sounds dirty and degrading, because as far as I can tell you make it sound much more like sparkles and unicornspegasuses.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I guess I must be and am some how filtering myself out of these posts, which is a tad confusing.

[dividedloyalty.livejournal.com]

The one night I decide to go to bed early, I miss half the fun!!

Oh man, people need to get a life and get laid. This is obviously a question of not enough sex.

Jensen may hate us, but we love him so much anyway :D

*runs to find funny comments and point and laugh*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I had plans to go to bed early-ish but yeah that didn't work out so well.

Some days I hope he really does hate us because that would be fun.

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

People are sitting around talking about me? That's kind of sad.

they're all fat. and gay.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

[kroki-refur.livejournal.com]

Hey, Smidge. I don't like the shit you've been saying about insane dolphins. Cetacean mental health is a serious issue. I'm outta here.

Signed,

Jensen Ackles

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh. Uh oh.

Goodbye, Jensen Ackles. I'll miss you! *waves*