Yes, yes. I know I just posted. But.

[certainthings]

First? A confession.

I love Jensen Ackles. Like a lot. I mean in a fan hearting celebrity type way not in a 'I want to marry him' type way.

Second? re: Jensen Hates Me Club

"I know you're trying to have fun with this, but by all accounts, I think you're taking things a little too far. A lot of people feel that way, actually." [says Anon]

People are sitting around talking about me? That's kind of sad.

"I don't have a problem with you calling him "chubby" and "gay" - still, when the constant repetition of using a term that expresses sexual preference starts coming across as sounding like something degrading and ugly, when you mention it the way you are, I can't help but wonder." [Anon again]

Just me again, eh? All the others who talk about him being gay and pudgy - they're fine of course. But I get singled out? "If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!" *rolls eyes*

Why can't people just say "Hey, Smidge. I don't like the shit you've been saying about this that and the other. I'm outta here. Signed [Name]"

Comments

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

Are you popular? Have a large flist? I can't figure out why these comments keep popping up. You posts these (hilarious) thoughts in your private journal, not in comms, so I don't understand the issue, especially since you have made it clear (and the very tone of your entries suggests) that you are having a bit of fun, rather than speaking in earnest.

:is jealous of your icon and your title: I can't even get people to talk to me in a friending meme--ha!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

My flist is a little big, but not really and I don't think I'm popular at all.

It's rather quite annoying, these comments - especially the anon of it all.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

I luff you, smidge. I am not outta here.

There's like a council of them out there. Sitting at a round table and plotting your destruction through anonymous comments and defriendings. They're also Fed-Exing Jensen Ackles a case of Slim-Fast and a copy of "Vaginas for Dummies".

[culturegeek76.livejournal.com]

Love the icon BTW.
I saw that someone posted pudge!fic yesterday... I wonder if she got hassled?

You know, the thing that confuses me about fandom is why people make those kind of comments anon or even make them period.

It's your personal journal, you can say whatever you want and if they have a problem with it, they should stop reading it. Duh. (You could be a nazi for all I care, as long as you aren't saying that stuff in my journal, it's your business) (I lied. I'd care if you were a nazi, but you get my point?)

There is really horrible stuff going on in the world and people want to get upset over Jensen? *insert really shitty comment about jensen as a human being that will get me killed here*... so it's not like he is in a position to complain either. Ha!

But to do anon? If they feel so strongly, why don't they defend it. I'm not under the impression that you'll go all psycho on their ass. You'll just laugh at them. :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. *loves* Thank you. No, really.

[crackedbuthappy.livejournal.com]

Why can't people just say "Hey, Smidge. I don't like the shit you've been saying about this that and the other. I'm outta here. Signed [Name]"
Not only that, but this is your personal journal. I would link you to a post someone JUST made on my friends list, but it's flocked about freedom of speech in fandom. Dude, your space, your words. It's not as if you're running around to every community that lists Jennyrooroo as an interest and are waving your chub!Jensen Pride flag.

It is for reasons like this I have anon posting off in my journal.

[minniemax.livejournal.com]

you're right, that's sad and cowardly
plus, it's not worth to waste one thought on such people, so I disabled anon commenting and anyone who has something to say can do it openly *g*

[hkath.livejournal.com]

Poor Jensen. Must get really lonely in that ivory tower waiting for his Princess Charming to come and rescue him from scary words and complex carbs.


Anyone else spot a couple of references to this in this weekend's uber-wank, by the way? I saw a few.

[shadowc44.livejournal.com]

IMO, the problem is that humor is really subjective. What's absolutely hilarious to one person is seen an entirely different way by someone else. Not everyone has the same perspective on things. Personally, my sense of humor rarely matches what I see in other people. I don't really "get" the amusement in the "pudgy Jensen" thing, but a lot of people do. So, while I'm not going to be joining the club, I'm certainly not going to defriend you, either. I can always choose which entries or posts I want to read, and which ones I want to skip. Doesn't mean I dislike the poster if I don't care for the current subject.

[mooyoo.livejournal.com]

Jeez. I just. Huh? Did I miss something? Why is this such a big deal? Why do people care so much what you say in your own journal? Why not just defriend or, hell, scroll on past if poking fun at Jensen's pudge is so offensive?

Well I love you in any case. And a lot of people feel that way.

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

Why can't people just say "Hey, Smidge. I don't like the shit you've been saying about this that and the other. I'm outta here. Signed [Name]"

Because SPN fandom has no balls. Or rather, they're too busy licking Jensen's.

[slytherinblack.livejournal.com]

IAWTC. I don't think it's funny at all, but that's why I generally skip over those posts. And people's senses of humor differ a LOT.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snorts* Does Jared get mad when they push him out of the way?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm almost tempted to take it off. Almost.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

There's been quite a lot of Pudgy!Jensen fic and as far as I know none of it's been flamed.

And yeah, I get what you mean.

Ugh. I just ... The whole Anon posting is freaking stupid and annoying. *stomps*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I should do that. Don't know that I will, but I should.

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

Nah...he's too ninja-smart for that. He'd simply make a Jensen clone and switche it with the real Jensen when the fangirls aren't looking. Then he goes back to happily humping real!Jensen's leg while the fangirls lick a clone's hairy balls.

Seriously though...it seems like you're letting this get to you a bit, even though you're being humorous about it. I say, don't let it. Ignore that bullshit and keep on doing what you do. One bad apple in the barrel, baby. You got plenty more who adore you.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

And no, I didn't even know there was wank this weekend. Or maybe I did. I'm lost!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Yes. I skip posts that do not interest me, and it's working quite well.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I really wish I knew because I don't get it.

*smooshes you* Thank you. A lot.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I dunno why but I just pictured Ron Jeremy with a really badly done Jensen mask on. Like the kind made with flimsy cardboard and you have to cut the holes in and use your own string to tie it behind your head.

:/ I'm sure I'll get over it soon. Just. Ugh. I don't get why I'm the one being singled out. But also? Apparently "a lot of people" feel that I'm ... an asshole, I guess.

*glomps you* Thanks.

[softgraysky.livejournal.com]

I think the more you call him chubby and gay, the more those two words just morph into something...sublime. And maybe nonsensical.

ChubbyJen. Jengay. Chubbygay. Gaychub, Chubabub, GayaJubJub. In a tub? A tub of tears! Because of the flub! The fat fat, FATTY.

And also, gayer than a purple glittery disco ball.

See? IT's ONLY WORDS, YO!

"Hey Smidge, I like the shit you've been saying around here. I'm gonna stay." signed, everyone who is awesome.

Outta curiosity, why does your icon have a dolphin on it?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

A tub of tears! Because of the flub!
Ahahaha.

:) Thank you

The dolphin because the maker of the icon said that she giggles everytime I use the tag "*insane dolphin noises*"

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

Hey, Smidge. You quoted Betty White. I'll love you forever.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I love Betty White. I love her in that movie. I LOVE that movie.