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Micmezle never wet her bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Micmezle once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. Her opponent drowned.
Micmezle doesn't see dead people. She makes people dead.
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Micmezle doesn't believe in magic.
The saddest moment for children is not when they learn Santa Claus isn't real, it's when they learns Micmezle is.
Micmezle once finished "The Song that Never Ends".
During the Vietnam War, Micmezle allowed herself to be captured. For torture, they made her eat her own entrails. She asked for seconds.
Micmezle does not sleep. She waits.
Giraffes were created when Micmezle uppercutted a horse.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Micmezle allows to live.
Micmezle can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Jensen Ackles, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
Police label anyone attacking Jensen Ackles as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
On his birthday, Jensen Ackles randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Some kids pee their name in the snow. Jensen Ackles can pee his name into concrete.
Jensen Ackles eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Jensen Ackles took when he was younger. However, in Jensen Ackles' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Jared Padalecki and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Jared Padalecki once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Jared Padalecki calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
People created the automobile to escape from Jared Padalecki...Not to be outdone, Jared Padalecki created the automobile accident.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Jared Padalecki.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Jared Padalecki created God by snapping his fingers.
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mrbig1316]Micmezle never wet her bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Micmezle once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. Her opponent drowned.
Micmezle doesn't see dead people. She makes people dead.
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Micmezle doesn't believe in magic.
The saddest moment for children is not when they learn Santa Claus isn't real, it's when they learns Micmezle is.
Micmezle once finished "The Song that Never Ends".
During the Vietnam War, Micmezle allowed herself to be captured. For torture, they made her eat her own entrails. She asked for seconds.
Micmezle does not sleep. She waits.
Giraffes were created when Micmezle uppercutted a horse.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Micmezle allows to live.
Micmezle can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
***
The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Jensen Ackles, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
Police label anyone attacking Jensen Ackles as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
On his birthday, Jensen Ackles randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Some kids pee their name in the snow. Jensen Ackles can pee his name into concrete.
Jensen Ackles eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Jensen Ackles took when he was younger. However, in Jensen Ackles' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
***
Jared Padalecki and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Jared Padalecki once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Jared Padalecki calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
People created the automobile to escape from Jared Padalecki...Not to be outdone, Jared Padalecki created the automobile accident.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Jared Padalecki.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Jared Padalecki created God by snapping his fingers.
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Date: 2007-11-19 08:43 pm (UTC)*shakes head*
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Date: 2007-11-20 04:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-20 05:03 pm (UTC)Ghosts are actually caused by Ellel killing people faster than Death can process them.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Ellel.
Guns don't kill people. Ellel kills People.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Ellel allows to live.
Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Ellel will beat his ass and take it.
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Date: 2007-11-20 05:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-20 05:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-20 06:02 pm (UTC)