Meme || Daniel Tosh

[certainthings]

[stolen from fromyourashes]

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

You know, besides "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" :p

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Daniel Tosh:
I love that Kobe Bryant puts out a commercial this year. "Hate me because I'm a champion. Hate me because of my work ethic." It's like, 'We hate you because you were accused of rape.' What planet does he live in where he's like, "Seriously guys, why are they pissed off? [pause] Because of the rape? Are you sure? [shakes head] That doesn't add up."

Comments

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

When I make myself coffee I only make instant so uh, the drip coffee could be really really gross. My apologies in advance.

[deansam67.livejournal.com]

That's ok, I'm more concerned about why I woke up next to you, than how the coffee tastes, lol.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Maybe you were sleep teleporting.

[deansam67.livejournal.com]

Man, if I could do that I'd be at Jared's house right now.