letter. chocolate.

[certainthings]

Dear Writers of Fiction,

Please stop using "cum" in your fics.

It looks bad and sounds even worse.

Sincerely,
Me

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Comments

[keeplistening.livejournal.com]

Biggest. Fic pet peeve. EVER. It actually makes me close the fic, if I see it, I hate it so much.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

For me it depends, if the rest of it's good or could be good I'll skim real fast past that part.