letter. chocolate.

[certainthings]

Dear Writers of Fiction,

Please stop using "cum" in your fics.

It looks bad and sounds even worse.

Sincerely,
Me

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Comments

[jheaton.livejournal.com]

But I write all my fan fiction in Latin! How can I be expected to not use the word "with" in any of my stories?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Haha. No, it NEEDS to stop!