letter. chocolate.

[certainthings]

Dear Writers of Fiction,

Please stop using "cum" in your fics.

It looks bad and sounds even worse.

Sincerely,
Me

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Comments

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*gives that some consideration*

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

rotf, you big liar. LMFAO!!! You don't like "cum". Neither do I, to be honest. Sometimes you're sitting there reading some lovely little bit of fluff, and suddenly, "He shot a load of hot cum across her belly." And boom, you're in Bow Chicka Wow Wow Land.

Lmao. "Consideration" my bootie. *grins*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I am. I was. I did. I am doing.

I just. If it's written well enough "come" will read just as good as "cum" would've and you don't feel ... like you've entered dirty cheap whorey porn land. Unless the fic is that, then sure. I guess it works