texting between jensen and danneel [aka lies I made up]

(this said with love and tongue firmly planted in cheek)

Danneel: Honey your fans are being mean
Jensen: They've been batshit for over 10 yrs now cant do anything bout it
Danneel: Ugh but
Jensen: What?
Danneel: Send me a pic maybe they'll back off
Jensen: If they see a pic of me? Tell them to check the 'net
Danneel: They havent seen any new ones
Jensen: You know I'm working right?
Danneel: Please
Jensen: Fine
[a minute or so later]
Jensen: happy now?

Danneel: You couldnt have smiled?
Jensen: No
Danneel: You're an asshole
Jensen: You love me
Danneel: I really do
Jensen: Love ya too babe