what the hell does that mean?

I think I'd won some sort of contest but I'm not sure. And I can't remember the beginning ...

But Misha and I were in a hotel room - him on one bed and me on the other, there wasn't a lot of talking going and we were sitting up and eating. Misha had some false teeth and he'd taken them out so that there was a big gap in the front (why would you take the your teeth out when you're eating?) and after awhile it was clear that Misha was upset about something. He wasn't crying but he was very very upset about something and said, 'Might as well take them all.' and then took out all of his teeth and he's still not crying but you can tell that he wants to or he wants to scream or something and I'm just sitting there staring at him wondering what the fuck is wrong with him and then it ended.

Dara O'Briain said...

Dara O'Briain: And then I noticed that they'd done a thing which I'd never seen done before in any hotel ever, right. They had gone through this women's stuff, they had found the most intimate items she'd had, little cami pajama top and cotton pajama bottom and they had built something, a shape, they'd made them into a thing on the bed. And you're looking at this thing going, "Eugh, what the hell is that?" I mean a three dimensional thing, I don't mean like they'd laid them out like a crime scene flat on the bed, "This is where the woman was murdered." They'd built like an origami thing with them and you're circling around it going, "What in the ... Oh my God, it's a bird." They'd made a bird out of her underwear and put it on the bed. It was the single creepiest thing I had ever seen in my life. It looked like the kind of a thing a serial killer called 'The Pheasant' might leave. "I am The Pheasant, I can get into whereever you are. I can find you and I will leave the pheasant to prove that I was there. I am The Pheasant."